choffer Posted September 17, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted September 17, 2020 I'm wondering how that thread (you know, that thread) in On-Topic hasn't been moderated. It stinks of fish over there but I'm just imagining the mods discussing it on zoom saying "we probably should wade in and trim it down to the six pages of actual discussion but the kids are having too much fun". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted September 17, 2020 Moderator Share Posted September 17, 2020 55 minutes ago, choffer said: I'm wondering how that thread (you know, that thread) in On-Topic hasn't been moderated. It stinks of fish over there but I'm just imagining the mods discussing it on zoom saying "we probably should wade in and trim it down to the six pages of actual discussion but the kids are having too much fun". I'll wager my page count is much higher than yours in THAT topic (Currently as I post my page count is 323). It was also locked once but then the speculation started up again 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted September 17, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted September 17, 2020 1 hour ago, choffer said: I'm wondering how that thread (you know, that thread) in On-Topic hasn't been moderated. It stinks of fish over there but I'm just imagining the mods discussing it on zoom saying "we probably should wade in and trim it down to the six pages of actual discussion but the kids are having too much fun". I think it’s some sort of social experiment by the powers that be. I don’t know what they hope to discover, but I think ultimately they’ll conclude that if left completely unsupervised, this place would be The Purge meets Animal House. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted September 17, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted September 17, 2020 1 hour ago, bickster said: I'll wager my page count is much higher than yours in THAT topic (Currently as I post my page count is 323). It was also locked once but then the speculation started up again It has become the ‘Scottish play’ of VT never to be mentioned by name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted September 17, 2020 Moderator Share Posted September 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: It has become the ‘Scottish play’ of VT never to be mentioned by name The Neverending Story more like 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 On 13/09/2020 at 20:14, useless said: I wouldn't want to do this it's just a theory, but would it be possible to allow yourself to be eaten by a snake and film the experience so you've got footage of what it's like inside the snake's belly and how the whole process works, and then cut yourself out. I think a snake big enough to do that would have squished you to death already even if you weren't putting up a fight. I was wondering the other day is there actually a scientific answer to which came first, the chicken or the egg? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted September 17, 2020 Moderator Share Posted September 17, 2020 Just now, sharkyvilla said: I think a snake big enough to do that would have squished you to death already even if you weren't putting up a fight. I was wondering the other day is there actually a scientific answer to which came first, the chicken or the egg? The egg, species don't evolve after birth 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted September 17, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted September 17, 2020 15 minutes ago, sharkyvilla said: I was wondering the other day is there actually a scientific answer to which came first, the chicken or the egg? (as per Bicks’ post, yeah it was the egg) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 39 minutes ago, bickster said: The egg, species don't evolve after birth But then where did the egg come from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 25 minutes ago, Mark Albrighton said: (as per Bicks’ post, yeah it was the egg) Love that show, definitely in my top 3 comedies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted September 17, 2020 Moderator Share Posted September 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, sharkyvilla said: But then where did the egg come from? A different bird very closely related genetically to the chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 11 minutes ago, sharkyvilla said: But then where did the egg come from? A bird that was 99.999999999% like a chicken but not a chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 6 minutes ago, Xela said: A bird that was 99.999999999% like a chicken but not a chicken Guess that makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted September 17, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted September 17, 2020 4 hours ago, sharkyvilla said: I think a snake big enough to do that would have squished you to death already even if you weren't putting up a fight. I was wondering the other day is there actually a scientific answer to which came first, the chicken or the egg? Which ever one had access to the best porn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted September 17, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted September 17, 2020 (edited) On 13/09/2020 at 23:19, mjmooney said: I wonder what professional football would be like if, instead of the 'head hunting' model, footballers simply applied for advertised posts like the rest of us? "Aston Villa have an exciting opportunity for a young, ambitious central midfielder. The ideal candidate will be a highly motivated, team-oriented, self starter, with an aptitude for passing and tackling - some goalscoring ability would be desirable, but not essential. Training will be provided, but some previous Premier League experience is essential. Competitive reward package, with a starting salary of £40,000 pw, rising to £70,000 dependent on performance reviews. You will be based at our Erdington head office, but some travel will be required. Apply with full C.V. to Mr. J. Lange, Sporting Director, Aston Villa FC, Birmingham B6 6HE". It would be an absolutely brilliant world because you could also then impose a 6 month probationary period and chuck out the shit ones at no cost instead of having to pay a pillock £8m for nothing more than spit roasting wannabe Wags and smoking shishas in their mansions for 4 years. Edited September 17, 2020 by sidcow 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 18, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted September 18, 2020 A chicken has to come from an egg. An egg doesn't have to come from a chicken. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ender4 Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Stevo985 said: A chicken has to come from an egg. An egg doesn't have to come from a chicken. hmmmmm... Edited September 18, 2020 by ender4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 18, 2020 Author VT Supporter Share Posted September 18, 2020 8 hours ago, Stevo985 said: A chicken has to come from an egg. An egg doesn't have to come from a chicken. Where does it come from, then? Yeah, yeah, I know, Tescos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 18, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted September 18, 2020 3 hours ago, mjmooney said: Where does it come from, then? On 17/09/2020 at 18:58, Xela said: A bird that was 99.999999999% like a chicken but not a chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 19, 2020 Share Posted September 19, 2020 On 13/09/2020 at 20:14, useless said: I wouldn't want to do this it's just a theory, but would it be possible to allow yourself to be eaten by a snake and film the experience so you've got footage of what it's like inside the snake's belly and how the whole process works, and then cut yourself out. Someone tried this a few years back for a TV show had a special suit made and oxygen mask etc .... they aborted when the snake started to break his arm if i recall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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