Xela Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Perhaps she just likes winding you up. Saying that I always turn my microwave off by the mains but leave the kettle on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V01 Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 I can't understand it, microwave is used once a day at most. Kettle is in use pretty much round the clock (I work nights and just stick to same routine on my days nights off) She isn't bright enough to go around winding people up, it's just some stupid idea about saving electricity or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 27, 2016 Moderator Share Posted January 27, 2016 18 hours ago, V01 said: She isn't bright enough to go around winding people up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Stevo985 Posted January 27, 2016 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted January 27, 2016 One of the managers in my department doesn't like leaving his Sky box plugged in. So he gets up at 4am every morning to turn it on so that it records the kids programmes for his little boy. FYI he's a **** moron and I hate him. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 How do people that stupid get into management? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 27, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted January 27, 2016 1 hour ago, StefanAVFC said: How do people that stupid get into management? He also insists it takes him 90 minutes to get into work, despite him living half the distance from work that I live (on the route I have to take, more or less) and it only taking me an hour. I could go on and on about what he does that pisses me off. Slurping his drinks, snorting, telling everyone how busy he is everytime he opens his mouth, calling emails "tweets", doing air quote marks when they make literally no sense, tucking his tie into his trousers. The list is endless. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 He sounds horrendous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, StefanAVFC said: How do people that stupid get into management? http://giant.gfycat.com/MarvelousNewJabiru.gif Edited January 27, 2016 by Wainy316 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 10 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: He also insists it takes him 90 minutes to get into work, despite him living half the distance from work that I live (on the route I have to take, more or less) and it only taking me an hour. I could go on and on about what he does that pisses me off. Slurping his drinks, snorting, telling everyone how busy he is everytime he opens his mouth, calling emails "tweets", doing air quote marks when they make literally no sense, tucking his tie into his trousers. The list is endless. I would lose my shit, I really would, kick over a chair and brick this **** windows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 24 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: He also insists it takes him 90 minutes to get into work, despite him living half the distance from work that I live (on the route I have to take, more or less) and it only taking me an hour. I could go on and on about what he does that pisses me off. Slurping his drinks, snorting, telling everyone how busy he is everytime he opens his mouth, calling emails "tweets", doing air quote marks when they make literally no sense, tucking his tie into his trousers. The list is endless. Is Jono your boss? He's a bit of a word removed. And he wears shorts to work. 1 hour ago, Stevo985 said: FYI he's a **** moron and I hate him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 27, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted January 27, 2016 To be fair to the guy, he's really good at his job. He's just a monumental piece of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Murder him. (Don't actually murder him) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted January 27, 2016 Moderator Share Posted January 27, 2016 1 hour ago, StefanAVFC said: How do people that stupid get into management? Cus they're too dumb to be any use where the work gets done, so they get moved to somewhere where they'll be mostly harmless? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 27, 2016 Author VT Supporter Share Posted January 27, 2016 4 hours ago, blandy said: Cus they're too dumb to be any use where the work gets done, so they get moved to somewhere where they'll be mostly harmless? aka "The Peter Principle". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 28, 2016 Author VT Supporter Share Posted January 28, 2016 I wonder if anything is happening in the world of Aston Villa? (Transfers, etc.) I assume not, but I wouldn't know, as I haven't been near On Topic or any football sites for ages. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 28, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted January 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, mjmooney said: I wonder if anything is happening in the world of Aston Villa? (Transfers, etc.) I assume not, but I wouldn't know, as I haven't been near On Topic or any football sites for ages. We've signed 10 players and are top of the league. Catch up! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 3 minutes ago, mjmooney said: I wonder if anything is happening in the world of Aston Villa? (Transfers, etc.) I assume not, but I wouldn't know, as I haven't been near On Topic or any football sites for ages. My colleague at the tiniest bit of speculation says as fact we have signed so and so. I therefore suspect we havent signed anyone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted January 28, 2016 Moderator Share Posted January 28, 2016 On 1/27/2016 at 05:43, StefanAVFC said: How do people that stupid get into management? Shit floats. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 I remember when I got my one and only bit of ITK transfer info (Shay Given about 2 weeks before he signed). That was exciting, being king of the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tonyh29 Posted January 29, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted January 29, 2016 What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady but no one will ever know because he can't stand up? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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