mikeyp102 Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 What would you prefer 2ft hands but you have 2inch feet or 2ft feet with 2 inch hands? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 What have you done Ash? According to mates i ate a slug while i was hammered i do not believe them because i'd think if i ate one i'd be admitted to hospital or something but i feel fine, what is worrying me though is that they refuse to admit they are joking Might be one of them hallucinogenic psychoactive slugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 If we start talking about India's new president and his dodgy record, will his army of social media trolls come on to VT? They seem to be in every comment section on the internet today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 What would you prefer 2ft hands but you have 2inch feet or 2ft feet with 2 inch hands? 2 inch hands ...Least it would make your cock look massive 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Dawn Porter .....Would you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Dawn Porter .....Would you Without a doubt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Why do I keep going back to the takeover thread! I need to punch my bollocks in each time as punishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 I punch mine for fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Dawn Porter .....Would you Dawn O'Porter... not sure... that's a wig isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Dawn Porter .....Would you Why is this even a question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted May 18, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 18, 2014 I would DEFINITELY bang her. Unless my missus is reading this then I would DEFINITELY NOT bang her. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Dawn Porter .....Would you Yes.Ill have anything on 2 legs and most on 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 How easy would it be to make a giant wicker man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted May 18, 2014 Moderator Share Posted May 18, 2014 How easy would it be to make a giant wicker man? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 How long's a piece of string. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 As long as you want it to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 18, 2014 Author VT Supporter Share Posted May 18, 2014 Twice half its length. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlincourt Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 I often wonder how do these young footballers warrant so much dough..... And I can't find a answer yet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 I often wonder how do these young footballers warrant so much dough..... And I can't find a answer yet... because their bodies need the high amounts of energy, Carbohydrates provide, to sustain their active lifestyle 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 Twice half its length. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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