lapal_fan Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 We don't need another road user, thanks very much. You'll soon learn that excessive amounts of money and time will lead you to your freedom being roughly 12mph through roadworks and traffic caused by bellends crashing into one another. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 On 11/17/2016 at 18:12, Rugeley Villa said: Tried copping off with some other bird. As drunk as a skunk and as high as a kite. I can't remember nowt. Very chaotic night overall. Classic Ruge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 13 hours ago, Midfielder said: Yes sir, i feel your pain. However, you dont have one that this week, started to come to work using a fancy wood and silver handled walking stick. They have zero medical need for this, it is purely a fashion statement of the most bizarre and pathetic kind. Kid you not. Nothing says 'I'm a wealthy try hard desperate to peacock myself'..... than using a mobility aid... w t f That's what I have to put up with mate, and his tofu and aaaaaaaaagh wrong thread anyway glad its Friday That cheers me up Outdo them by using a pimped out mobility scooter next week. Lowered, spinning rims and a boom box. Booyakasha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Leaving the office after a 14 hour day but knowing you have nearly 3 weeks off 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfielder Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 33 minutes ago, Xela said: Outdo them by using a pimped out mobility scooter next week. Lowered, spinning rims and a boom box. Booyakasha! Ah mate I kid you not, I was told today by one of the girls who couldn't resist asking. This gimp I mentioned, has started carrying, are you ready for this... A FASHION CANE. If this catches on, I will kill myself. Some people have more money than sense. Looks like a walking stick to me but yes it apparently is a fashion cane. Have you ever heard of one of these, I haven't and I don't wish that upon anyone on here. and if anyone has one on here, Liam neeson style, "I will find you". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfielder Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 36 minutes ago, Xela said: Leaving the office after a 14 hour day but knowing you have nearly 3 weeks off Fair play mate. 3 weeks off. Kick back and enjoy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted November 18, 2016 Moderator Share Posted November 18, 2016 1 hour ago, Midfielder said: Ah mate I kid you not, I was told today by one of the girls who couldn't resist asking. This gimp I mentioned, has started carrying, are you ready for this... A FASHION CANE. If this catches on, I will kill myself. Some people have more money than sense. Looks like a walking stick to me but yes it apparently is a fashion cane. Have you ever heard of one of these, I haven't and I don't wish that upon anyone on here. and if anyone has one on here, Liam neeson style, "I will find you". Fashion Kane? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 1 hour ago, Xela said: Leaving the office after a 14 hour day but knowing you have nearly 3 weeks off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Lee and Andrew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted November 19, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted November 19, 2016 Does that kid have a mullet or is it a fur-lined hood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Are they going to duff that kid up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 yeah, from memory the mullet boy got a hammering some dispute over a half time tea spilled on Lee's programme notes not every clubhouse has a boxing champion but some have two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 19, 2016 Moderator Share Posted November 19, 2016 The accepted etiquette in a men's pub toilet, when someone lets an enormous fart at a urinal and no one so much as bats an eyelid, and all I want to do is burst me shite laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Lisa Snowdons saggy jubbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 On 11/17/2016 at 10:12, Midfielder said: Oh i agree there, but strict NHS anti-alcohol-on-the job-policy I'm afraid bud. I'll risk it, by saying my choice would otherwise have been an ice cold Amstel. Oh yes No policy prevented me stinking out the place with the best lunch in the place, amidst f####### tofu and crabcake this, sushi that. I definitely won at lunch. Arseholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Boux Avenue's festive advert. It's not Xmas yet but I'll allow it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 No work for the next 3 Mondays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V01 Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 No work for the next 4 Thursdays(it's my Monday) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 No work at work. I was running late this morning, rushing to get in...to sit at my desk and do nothing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 18 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: No work at work. I was running late this morning, rushing to get in...to sit at my desk and do nothing. Same 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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