BOF Posted November 16, 2016 Moderator Share Posted November 16, 2016 Waiting one less day for your weekend match. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Carol Voderman's norks 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 On 14 November 2016 at 23:24, Mjvilla said: Bang on. I'm getting married next year, registry office, then a big piss up at a local social club which was free to us because the Mrs. Uncle is a member. Decorating it ourselves... Gross spend no more than 1k. Buying suits in Jan sales, got friends doing everything... Catering, djing, photography. She's found a dress for less than £100. We are then going to put all the money we get as a gift towards our savings for a house. Lunacy to spend a fortune on a wedding. My wedding was similar. Just don't make the mistake I supposedly made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 3 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: My wedding was similar. Just don't make the mistake I supposedly made. You nestled your penis on the microphone stand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Just now, AVFC_Hitz said: You nestled your penis on the microphone stand? That was just for starters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 4 minutes ago, AVFC_Hitz said: You nestled your penis on the microphone stand? if I'd of done that it would of been considered a quiet night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisvilla4 Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 2 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: My wedding was similar. Just don't make the mistake I supposedly made. Don't use Henry as your best man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mjvilla Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 3 hours ago, AVFC_Hitz said: You nestled your penis on the microphone stand? As the best man was making his speech... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted November 17, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted November 17, 2016 4 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: My wedding was similar. Just don't make the mistake I supposedly made. What do you mean by "supposedly" made? Have you been told you did something that you don't remember doing or was it something that you didn't consider a mistake at the time but have since been told was a faux pas? (I would imaging nestling your penis on the microphone stand could fall into either category) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfielder Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 A good ol' redneck calorie-filled protest lunch when others are looking in 20% horror 80% envy at my.... Chilli Heatwave Doritos spread over a plate, with three cheeses grated over them, microwaved to melt-perfection, served with sour cream and salsa dips and a large glass of 7 up. All mine. Oh yes. Oh yes. The dangers of shopping on an empty stomach... danger is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BOF Posted November 17, 2016 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted November 17, 2016 6 minutes ago, Midfielder said: A good ol' redneck calorie-filled protest lunch when others are looking in 20% horror 80% envy at my.... Chilli Heatwave Doritos spread over a plate, with three cheeses grated over them, microwaved to melt-perfection, served with sour cream and salsa dips and a large glass of 7 up. All mine. Oh yes. Oh yes. The dangers of shopping on an empty stomach... danger is good. That reminds me of my top tip! They say never shop on an empty stomach. I can go one better. If you shop while bursting for a poo you can get it done in 3 and a half minutes and save about 50 quid. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 17, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted November 17, 2016 2 hours ago, Midfielder said: Chilli Heatwave Doritos spread over a plate, with three cheeses grated over them, microwaved to melt-perfection, served with sour cream and salsa dips and a large glass of 7 up. You were going so well until the 7 Up. Requires lager. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfielder Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 26 minutes ago, mjmooney said: You were going so well until the 7 Up. Requires lager. Oh i agree there, but strict NHS anti-alcohol-on-the job-policy I'm afraid bud. I'll risk it, by saying my choice would otherwise have been an ice cold Amstel. Oh yes No policy prevented me stinking out the place with the best lunch in the place, amidst f####### tofu and crabcake this, sushi that. I definitely won at lunch. Arseholes. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Midfielder said: Oh i agree there, but strict NHS anti-alcohol-on-the job-policy I'm afraid bud. I'll risk it, by saying my choice would otherwise have been an ice cold Amstel. Oh yes No policy prevented me stinking out the place with the best lunch in the place, amidst f####### tofu and crabcake this, sushi that. I definitely won at lunch. Arseholes. If somebody else was eating tofu, it wasn't your food that was stinking the place out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfielder Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 40 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said: If somebody else was eating tofu, it wasn't your food that was stinking the place out. No sorry, I meant I stank the place out with my "lunch" in a good way. And they were eating healthy stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 17 hours ago, il_serpente said: What do you mean by "supposedly" made? Have you been told you did something that you don't remember doing or was it something that you didn't consider a mistake at the time but have since been told was a faux pas? (I would imaging nestling your penis on the microphone stand could fall into either category) Tried copping off with some other bird. As drunk as a skunk and as high as a kite. I can't remember nowt. Very chaotic night overall. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 6 hours ago, Midfielder said: Oh i agree there, but strict NHS anti-alcohol-on-the job-policy I'm afraid bud. I'll risk it, by saying my choice would otherwise have been an ice cold Amstel. Oh yes No policy prevented me stinking out the place with the best lunch in the place, amidst f####### tofu and crabcake this, sushi that. I definitely won at lunch. Arseholes. As a fellow NHS employee, yes I can confirm they are probably arseholes. My colleagues are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfielder Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 (edited) 10 hours ago, Ingram85 said: As a fellow NHS employee, yes I can confirm they are probably arseholes. My colleagues are. Yes sir, i feel your pain. However, you dont have one that this week, started to come to work using a fancy wood and silver handled walking stick. They have zero medical need for this, it is purely a fashion statement of the most bizarre and pathetic kind. Kid you not. Nothing says 'I'm a wealthy try hard desperate to peacock myself'..... than using a mobility aid... w t f That's what I have to put up with mate, and his tofu and aaaaaaaaagh wrong thread anyway glad its Friday That cheers me up Edited November 18, 2016 by Midfielder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 So pleased to have finally started taking driving lessons, always put it off (still only 20) so decided to get it done. Had my second lesson on Tuesday and drove home! Was so chuffed. Just gotta get used to the pedals and finding the bite etc. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted November 18, 2016 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted November 18, 2016 7 minutes ago, ismail-villa said: So pleased to have finally started taking driving lessons, always put it off (still only 20) so decided to get it done. Had my second lesson on Tuesday and drove home! Was so chuffed. Just gotta get used to the pedals and finding the bite etc. You spend several months learning to pass your test, then the first year on your own actually learning to drive. Then the rest of your life cursing the whole driving experience. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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