Wainy316 Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Salad Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Last night I took my dog for a walk and let him take a crap right beside the front driver side tire of my prick neighbor from the other nights car. Up early now with a cup of coffee and just heard him cursing up a storm from my front porch. I assumed he stepped in it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Pineapple definitely has a place on pizza The problem is a traditional hawaiian pizza is pretty shit Spicy chicken or bbq chicken however it works a treat, if you get inventive with the toppings you can make it work 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Pineapple and jalepeno is one of my favourite combos. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Salad Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Pineapples are ok on a pizza. At least their not damn anchovies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted September 16, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted September 16, 2021 19 minutes ago, Big Salad said: Pineapples are ok on a pizza. At least their not damn anchovies. Tuna, anchovies and olives is the best pizza available. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mottaloo Posted September 16, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 16, 2021 15 minutes ago, Rds1983 said: Tuna, anchovies and olives is the best pizza available. I reckon @blandywould have gravy on that pizza too 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 54 minutes ago, Big Salad said: Last night I took my dog for a walk and let him take a crap right beside the front driver side tire of my prick neighbor from the other nights car. Up early now with a cup of coffee and just heard him cursing up a storm from my front porch. I assumed he stepped in it. Pop a bit in his radiator using a stick if he is a word removed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 16, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted September 16, 2021 52 minutes ago, Rds1983 said: Tuna, anchovies and olives is the best pizza available. I was with you until olives. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 50 minutes ago, Rds1983 said: Tuna, anchovies and olives is the best pizza available. Meat feast topped with another Meat feast is the correct answer 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted September 16, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted September 16, 2021 (edited) If it's good enough for them, it's good enough for me 39 minutes ago, mottaloo said: I reckon @blandywould have gravy on that pizza too Naturally, gravy is the ultimate crust dipping condiment. Edited September 16, 2021 by fightoffyour 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted September 16, 2021 Moderator Share Posted September 16, 2021 48 minutes ago, mottaloo said: I reckon @blandywould have gravy on that pizza too There are rules, you heathen! That would be a food crime, as I've ruled upon previously on these pages. On 27/06/2021 at 08:45, blandy said: I can’t remember if I posted this before, but a friend/colleague (let’s call him Mark Keeley) used to have Pizza with carrots and gravy in the old works canteen. I’m almost certain that is what led to the building being demolished and replaced by a canteen that no longer made the eating of such things possible. On 03/06/2021 at 14:13, blandy said: At our old works canteen they used to do pizzas like that (ish) every now and again. A lad I worked with use to have them for his dinner....with carrots and gravy piled on top. Double food crime FFS. Firstly the doughy canteen pizza, then the over-cooked tinned carrots and then (as much as I like a good gravy) canteen gravy on top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted September 16, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted September 16, 2021 10 minutes ago, mjmooney said: I was with you until olives. I might sometimes mix it up and have sweetcorn instead. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Salad Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Rds1983 said: Tuna, anchovies and olives is the best pizza available. To each their own pal, that's about the best I can say for those toppings lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 1 minute ago, blandy said: There are rules, you heathen! That would be a food crime, as I've ruled upon previously on these pages. But....but.....but....you like gravy with fish..... Now I am too confuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted September 16, 2021 Moderator Share Posted September 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Rds1983 said: Capers, anchovies and olives is the best pizza available. FTFY. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 13 minutes ago, fightoffyour said: If it's good enough for them, it's good enough for me Naturally, gravy is the ultimate crust dipping condiment. KFC got my order wrong once and gave me gravy instead of beans… I enjoyed the gravy much more than I thought I would. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Rds1983 said: Tuna, anchovies and olives is the best pizza available. It's getting really confusing, is this is for big salad to leave by his neighbors car on the floor by his wheel, can't be a pizza can it? To be fair the name "Big Salad" can only add to the confusion and heartbreak of the food conversations on VT. Edited September 16, 2021 by Amsterdam_Neil_D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted September 16, 2021 Moderator Share Posted September 16, 2021 5 minutes ago, mottaloo said: But....but.....but....you like gravy with fish..... Now I am too confuse. Chips and gravy is proper, legal, northern food. Pizza is Italian food. Italians don't have gravy on pizza, because it's .... beyond the pale. It's the science law* that Pizza has to be of the variety(ies) available in that there Italy. Anything else is wrong. *for citation see signature. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted September 16, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted September 16, 2021 12 minutes ago, blandy said: FTFY. Love capers but never see them as an option. I'd also still want the Tuna. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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