Xela Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 1 hour ago, foreveryoung said: I remember being stuck in stationary traffic on the M1 once, had a dodgy curry the night before, so I may know how you feel. Never never again. I won't go into too much detail but I remember being on a packed train, convinced I was seconds away from shitting myself. I'd even accepted it in my mind and was working out my exit strategy from the train* *I didn't shit myself in the end 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 14 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: At the Isle of Wight festival , fairly near the front for the James set … some Instgrmana wannabe pushes past everyone , gets into position and starts doing her poses… does her photos looks at them on her phone and sees me In the background of every photo looking pissed, tongue out , sticking my fiingers up tuts loudly And storms off My work Here is done Makes me angry just reading it. I mean, who likes James? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 8 minutes ago, Xela said: Makes me angry just reading it. I mean, who likes James? Shed 7 now .. haters gonna hate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 2 hours ago, chrisp65 said: Caerphilly County Borough hide and seek champion, 26 years undefeated. Ata'boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 (edited) 15 hours ago, Seat68 said: In fairness, during the last 18 months I have been the office hottie. Your only fans confirms this you bald caravan owning sex Deacon. Edited September 18, 2021 by AVFC_Hitz Pavel Srnacek 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Eidolon Posted September 18, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 18, 2021 I got the news today that I don't have Huntington's disease which is.....very very very much something to be cheerful about 26 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreveryoung Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 8 hours ago, Eidolon said: I got the news today that I don't have Huntington's disease which is.....very very very much something to be cheerful about That's great news to hear that your probably just plain bonkers 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted September 18, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted September 18, 2021 11 hours ago, Eidolon said: I got the news today that I don't have Huntington's disease which is.....very very very much something to be cheerful about Excellent news Your 2 posts today puts you way ahead on the leaderboard. It will take some extremely hilarious gif for someone to get past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Davkaus Posted September 18, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 18, 2021 11 hours ago, Eidolon said: I got the news today that I don't have Huntington's disease which is.....very very very much something to be cheerful about Nor do I, but you don't hear me bragging about it. Congrats 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 21 hours ago, Seat68 said: In fairness, during the last 18 months I have been the office hottie. A bit clammy after climbing stairs type hot or thrush? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 One of the guys from the local footie was the Manager yesterday for the Wales Fans vs Matabeleland game. Having seen the pictures, he chose the ‘tracksuited manager’ style. He then chose the Mings transport option and went to the game on the train already in his trackie, coached from the sidelines, got pissed at the pub, and went home on the train, all in his manager’s trackie. He’ll be hurting this morning. But I suspect he’s still wearing the tracksuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted September 20, 2021 Moderator Share Posted September 20, 2021 2 hours ago, chrisp65 said: One of the guys from the local footie was the Manager yesterday for the Wales Fans vs Matabeleland game. Having seen the pictures, he chose the ‘tracksuited manager’ style. He then chose the Mings transport option and went to the game on the train already in his trackie, coached from the sidelines, got pissed at the pub, and went home on the train, all in his manager’s trackie. He’ll be hurting this morning. But I suspect he’s still wearing the tracksuit. Just wait until FIFA gets to hear about that shirt sponsor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 20, 2021 Moderator Share Posted September 20, 2021 On 17/09/2021 at 18:04, troon_villan said: haha, it's the unwritten law of the office that if someone gets out the trap first, you let them wash their hands and wait for the WC door to close before you leave your trap. Our office toilets don't have any extractor fan noise to dilute it even slightly. It's just pure jazz club. Unless I've been virtually silent and the other person has created something that wouldn't sound out of place at the hippo enclosure and I simply must know who it was. Then I will purposely time it so we both exit together for maximum embarrassment. Literally for shits and giggles. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 On 17/09/2021 at 13:00, Rds1983 said: Never been to Miller and Carter but hear very good things. There's one about 4 miles away who are on Deliveroo but reckon I'll wait until I can go in person. Just need to find a babysitter first! I went there on Friday. What the **** is the deal with the massive chunk of lettuce with a bit of token dressing sprinkled on the top? The laziest salad in the world, I genuinely can't imagine anybody eating it. The steak was decent enough but really pricey. I don't think I'd go back there. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted September 20, 2021 Moderator Share Posted September 20, 2021 13 minutes ago, sharkyvilla said: What the **** is the deal with the massive chunk of lettuce Dealbreaker Con(+6) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, sharkyvilla said: I went there on Friday. What the **** is the deal with the massive chunk of lettuce with a bit of token dressing sprinkled on the top? The laziest salad in the world, I genuinely can't imagine anybody eating it. The steak was decent enough but really pricey. I don't think I'd go back there. Miller & Carter is where a lot of people think they need to go for a great steak. It isn’t. It’s overpriced crap. It’s the beef version of Nando’s. I’ve been 4 times in my life due to people birthday or whatever and haven’t ever had a good meal there. Edited September 20, 2021 by Ingram85 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Silvers Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 Crispy lamb fat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 20, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted September 20, 2021 9 hours ago, chrisp65 said: One of the guys from the local footie was the Manager yesterday for the Wales Fans vs Matabeleland game. Having seen the pictures, he chose the ‘tracksuited manager’ style. He then chose the Mings transport option and went to the game on the train already in his trackie, coached from the sidelines, got pissed at the pub, and went home on the train, all in his manager’s trackie. He’ll be hurting this morning. But I suspect he’s still wearing the tracksuit. Oh dear, what can the Matabele... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 (edited) Last day tomorrow before 3 days off work. Going to book a couple of nights away somewhere. Stay in a pub. Good food and drink. Desperate for a change of scenery now. Who knows where i'll end up! It'll be my longest break from work since last year sometime. Edited September 20, 2021 by Xela 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted September 20, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted September 20, 2021 2 hours ago, mjmooney said: Oh dear, what can the Matabele... Dear dear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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