Paddywhack Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 I don’t want to brag but I’ve had two very enjoyable shits today and I didn’t need to wipe for either. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 3 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: I don’t want to brag but I’ve had two very enjoyable shits today and I didn’t need to wipe for either. Although I had two enjoyable and satisfying shits I had an Andy Dwyer situation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted May 3, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted May 3, 2021 14 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: I don’t want to brag but I’ve had two very enjoyable shits today and I didn’t need to wipe for either. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 34 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: I don’t want to brag but I’ve had two very enjoyable shits today and I didn’t need to wipe for either. I assumed you wiped at least once to check, or can you just sense you don't need to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 30 minutes ago, sidcow said: I knew a few on here would be jealous. 11 minutes ago, sharkyvilla said: I assumed you wiped at least once to check, or can you just sense you don't need to? Oh yeah, definitely had to wipe once to know, but nice feeling knowing it wasn’t needed. I couldn’t believe my luck on the second round. Hopefully I’m on a streak...so to speak. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted May 3, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted May 3, 2021 35 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: I knew a few on here would be jealous. Oh yeah, definitely had to wipe once to know, but nice feeling knowing it wasn’t needed. I couldn’t believe my luck on the second round. Hopefully I’m on a streak...so to speak. I'm pretty certain that a streak will find it's way into this situation somehow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Salad Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 (edited) When a dumbass blows your doors off on the Interstate going way over the speed limit and then you come upon them a couple miles later and they have been pulled over by the cops. Edited May 4, 2021 by Big Salad 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted May 4, 2021 Moderator Share Posted May 4, 2021 44 minutes ago, Big Salad said: When a dumbass blows your doors off on the Interstate going way over the speed limit and then you come upon them a couple miles later and they have been pulled over by the cops. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post villa4europe Posted May 4, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted May 4, 2021 Took me until the 4th attempt to realise that the mute option in teams mutes that person for everyone not just for me 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mandy Lifeboats Posted May 5, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted May 5, 2021 Mrs Lifeboats read in the news that the Italian Government is hoping to put a new floor in the Collesium. She was chatting about it and saying that she didn't think it right to add something that wasn't there in the first place. I found that an odd statement and a very confusing conversation ensued. It became apparent that she thought they were adding another story to the building. I suppose it is due for a capacity upgrade. Executive boxes and an electronic scoreboard would look good. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted May 5, 2021 Moderator Share Posted May 5, 2021 It appears my one day a week furlough has ended from next week. No more watching people putting out their recycling bins a day early! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 6, 2021 Moderator Share Posted May 6, 2021 On 03/05/2021 at 19:30, Paddywhack said: Oh yeah, definitely had to wipe once to know, but nice feeling knowing it wasn’t needed. It's nice to be able to put the unused piece of paper back on top of the loo roll for the next person. Doing your bit for the environment. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Paddywhack Posted May 6, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted May 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, BOF said: It's nice to be able to put the unused piece of paper back on top of the loo roll for the next person. Doing your bit for the environment. You've just reminded me. I was sat on the bog early one morning last week and there was a load of loo roll on the floor in front of me. I assumed my two year old had been unravelling it again so used a bit of it to blow my nose and used the rest on wiping. Later that night, my wife apologised for forgetting to finish clearing up the wee my son had done on the bathroom floor. She'd put a load of paper on it and was going to come back to it when he was bathed and in bed, but forgot about it. So it turns out some toilet paper can dry out and become re-usable. 1 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: You've just reminded me. I was sat on the bog early one morning last week and there was a load of loo roll on the floor in front of me. I assumed my two year old had been unravelling it again so used a bit of it to blow my nose and used the rest on wiping. Later that night, my wife apologised for forgetting to finish clearing up the wee my son had done on the bathroom floor. She'd put a load of paper on it and was going to come back to it when he was bathed and in bed, but forgot about it. So it turns out some toilet paper can dry out and become re-usable. And if you’d have done that (deferred the final cleaning) you’d have been labelled a lazy so-and-so who does nothing etc etc. Edited May 6, 2021 by Genie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Genie Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 15 minutes ago, Brumerican said: "Have a look at this! Have a look at this! It's an absolutely superb prize. Have a look at it. Watch it." Who needs a car, caravan or speedboat anyway? A selection of clothes from BHS will be a dream come true. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 Just now, Genie said: Who needs a car, caravan or speedboat anyway? A selection of clothes from BHS will be a dream come true. It's the way Bowen tried to sell it that tickles me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 The little fella looked close to tears! He was dreaming of half ownership of a speedboat or 50% of an Austin Metro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 2 minutes ago, Xela said: The little fella looked close to tears! He was dreaming of half ownership of a speedboat or 50% of an Austin Metro. He's smallerer than both the "child" models Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted May 8, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted May 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Xela said: The little fella looked close to tears! He was dreaming of half ownership of a speedboat or 50% of an Austin Metro. I always wondered how they decided who got the fitted kitchen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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