choffer Posted November 13, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted November 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Demitri_C said: A very strange topic came up in the office today and i still dont know whats correct. Stand or sit when you wipe? I think we've done this fairly recently, Dem. From memory there's quite a few VT perverts who stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 wipe? how very metrosexual 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 On 08/11/2017 at 21:02, Xela said: Priti Patel Yeah I would. Yes....i can see why. However, I'm a bit obsessed with absolute radio dj Sarah Jane Champion. Blonde, 40, very well blessed in the shirt potato department...... *sigh* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted November 13, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted November 13, 2017 1 hour ago, mottaloo said: Yes....i can see why. However, I'm a bit obsessed with absolute radio dj Sarah Jane Champion. Blonde, 40, very well blessed in the shirt potato department...... *sigh* Radio milfs is it? Katherine Boyle every day of the week. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 1 hour ago, choffer said: I think we've done this fairly recently, Dem. From memory there's quite a few VT perverts who stand. Damn so we are not the only wierd office then Sitting is for lazy peeps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted November 13, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted November 13, 2017 I stand. I have no idea how you actually do it sitting. I've tried because it seems as though most people sit, so I did it out of curiosity, but it didn't work for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted November 13, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted November 13, 2017 I didn't even know people stood up til VT told me... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 #teamstand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 (edited) 5 minutes ago, villarule123 said: I stand. I have no idea how you actually do it sitting. I've tried because it seems as though most people sit, so I did it out of curiosity, but it didn't work for me. I bet your pants look like a ****' Rorschach test at the end of the day, you dirty tramp Edited November 13, 2017 by lapal_fan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Wiping whilst sitting is for girls. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Paddywhack said: Wiping whilst sitting is for girls. Your pants; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: Your pants; Why the hell would that happen? It's 'sit or stand?', not 'sit or shit your pants?'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 I do half and half. Sit when it's most mucky then stand to finish off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lapal_fan Posted November 13, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted November 13, 2017 Just now, Paddywhack said: Why the hell would that happen? It's 'sit or stand?', not 'sit or shit your pants?'. If you sit down, you have access to the finest cracks and pile creases. If you sit down, you cannot reach these, hard to reach areas. 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Just now, lapal_fan said: If you sit down, you have access to the finest cracks and pile creases. If you sit down, you cannot reach these, hard to reach areas. Of course you can, you just have to stick your arse out and bend over a little. lol at 'finest cracks', like you're trying to sell bottoms. "We have a large selection of the finest cracks". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Stand to wipe? Are you 4 years old? Do you pee with your trousers and boxers around your ankles too? Freaks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 (edited) If a doctor can check my prostate whilst I'm standing up, I'm pretty sure I can wipe a little bit of poo off my balloon knot. Hang on @lapal_fan, if you don't stand to wipe, how come there's no paper in the toilet when you send me photos of your shit? Edited November 13, 2017 by Paddywhack 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Kick the seat up. One foot on the floor, one on the rim of the bog. Cleft parted and unfettered access to wipe both up and down. Daisy fresh starfish. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 10 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: If a doctor can check my prostate whilst I'm standing up, I'm pretty sure I can wipe a little bit of poo off my balloon knot. Hang on @lapal_fan, if you don't stand to wipe, how come there's no paper in the toilet when you send me photos of your shit? I only do that when I'm absolutely sure it's a clean drop. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 14 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: If a doctor can check my prostate whilst I'm standing up, I'm pretty sure I can wipe a little bit of poo off my balloon knot. I think the bigger question is why he's checking your prostrate when you only went in for a flu jab 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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