Stevo985 Posted November 6, 2017 Author VT Supporter Share Posted November 6, 2017 16 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: 3 times now a woman at work has asked me for help with something, but hasn’t actually asked me a question, she just shows me documents or points at things. I have to keep saying...”yeah?” and “so...what do you want?” without trying to sound rude. I always end up going back to my desk without actually having helped with anything or knowing what she was asking. I've had this before too A 10 minutes explanation culminating in me saying "So... what are you asking me?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 8 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: she clearly fancies you ..... No chance, I'm ugly and have bad breath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 5 hours ago, Stevo985 said: This has been massively exaggerated recently though by the internet. There have been loads of "omg the SImpsons predicted this!" pictures and memes posted. But actually it's the exact opposite, it's the Simpsons (or a totally different animation) parodying something and then people claiming it was a prediciton. This, for example, is total nonsense. The images on the left are from a YouTube animation from 2015, directly parodying the images on the right. On the other, hand, this is spooky: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 17 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said: On the other, hand, this is spooky: on a similar theme , these 2 are so alike it's uncanny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 3 hours ago, Paddywhack said: 3 times now a woman at work has asked me for help with something, but hasn’t actually asked me a question, she just shows me documents or points at things. I have to keep saying...”yeah?” and “so...what do you want?” without trying to sound rude. I always end up going back to my desk without actually having helped with anything or knowing what she was asking. I always find a long sigh followed with a "WHAT?!" helps nip these things in the bud. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 9 hours ago, Stevo985 said: This has been massively exaggerated recently though by the internet. There have been loads of "omg the SImpsons predicted this!" pictures and memes posted. But actually it's the exact opposite, it's the Simpsons (or a totally different animation) parodying something and then people claiming it was a prediciton. This, for example, is total nonsense. The images on the left are from a YouTube animation from 2015, directly parodying the images on the right. There’s one old episode set in the future where Lisa is president and she says that the Government are broke following the Trump administration, as you said, there’s a million of these kind of references so some will happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted November 7, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted November 7, 2017 On the train to York today and at about Chesterfield I could feel a gurgling in my stomach... must have been the rumbling motion of the train combined with a large bowl of sugar puffs at 4:45am. By the time we hit Sheffield I was shuffling in my seat.. at Wakefield I had a sweat on. Now, before I carry on I will admit I refuse to use train toilets... mainly as once I was using one and the door opened (despite me locking it) and a few people caught a view of me shaking piss off the end of my todger. Leeds came and went and I was grimacing and almost delusional. Finally got to York and I was hobbled off, everything was in slow motion. I was scanning for the 'Toilets' sign like the Terminator. Platform 4 was my refuge! I walked in the style of an Olympic speed walker expect I was wearing brogues and had a laptop bag draped over my shoulder. As I approached my utopia I suddenly feared what would happen if all the cubicles were full? I'd have to do it in the sink and just pretend I was a raving lunatic that needed psychological help. Luckily 1 of the 3 cubicles were vacant. I thanked God, Allah and Ganesh as I dropped my trousers and let rip. I think I actually howled like a wolf in pleasure. All I will say, if you were in the toilets at 9:30am I can only apologise for the noises and stench that came out of the middle cubicle. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 10 hours ago, Xela said: On the train to York today and at about Chesterfield I could feel a gurgling in my stomach... must have been the rumbling motion of the train combined with a large bowl of sugar puffs at 4:45am. By the time we hit Sheffield I was shuffling in my seat.. at Wakefield I had a sweat on. Now, before I carry on I will admit I refuse to use train toilets... mainly as once I was using one and the door opened (despite me locking it) and a few people caught a view of me shaking piss off the end of my todger. Leeds came and went and I was grimacing and almost delusional. Finally got to York and I was hobbled off, everything was in slow motion. I was scanning for the 'Toilets' sign like the Terminator. Platform 4 was my refuge! I walked in the style of an Olympic speed walker expect I was wearing brogues and had a laptop bag draped over my shoulder. As I approached my utopia I suddenly feared what would happen if all the cubicles were full? I'd have to do it in the sink and just pretend I was a raving lunatic that needed psychological help. Luckily 1 of the 3 cubicles were vacant. I thanked God, Allah and Ganesh as I dropped my trousers and let rip. I think I actually howled like a wolf in pleasure. All I will say, if you were in the toilets at 9:30am I can only apologise for the noises and stench that came out of the middle cubicle. *Nobs in understanding* That said when needed to will use any festering hole for a toilet, including trains and Wolves train station toilets before they were done up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ingram85 Posted November 8, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted November 8, 2017 ^ you have an empathic penis? 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 9 hours ago, Seat68 said: *Nobs in understanding* That said when needed to will use any festering hole for a toilet, including trains and Wolves train station toilets before they were done up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 9 hours ago, Ingram85 said: ^ you have an empathic penis? Freudian slip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Priti Patel Yeah I would. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysAVFC Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 I've been at Bath Sports Awards tonight. Scott Sinclair was nominated for an award. I didn't see him, although I expect he wasn't there, he didn't often show up. More disappointed I didn't get to see Helen Flanagan though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villan_of_oz Posted November 9, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted November 9, 2017 14 hours ago, Xela said: Priti Patel Yeah I would. So would I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 On 11/9/2017 at 11:37, Villan_of_oz said: So would I. Wait your turn! Saying that her replacement Penny Mordaunt has a couple of things going for her... Spoiler 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 We had no kids last night apart from the little one who's no bother anyway. What did we both do? In bed for 8 because we were both tired. I was wide awake at 3 though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted November 11, 2017 Share Posted November 11, 2017 What an utterly dreadful international break from proper football so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 Off to a car boot sale. First time in years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted November 12, 2017 Share Posted November 12, 2017 21 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: Off to a car boot sale. First time in years. You will struggle to spend £20 if it's like the one near me. You get some real bargains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 A very strange topic came up in the office today and i still dont know whats correct. Stand or sit when you wipe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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