dAVe80 Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Watching BGT. There is a fat ginger kid dancing now, he's not a very good dancer at all so I assume they have put him through to the live shows just to take the piss out of him? Not really sure what its all about to be honest. Your first mistake was watching BGT in the first place. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 I know, school boy error that. No excuses. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 I agree with my esteemed colleague, dAVe 'Molten arse' 80. Genie - sit yourself down and try to understand where you have gone wrong 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Watching BGT. There is a fat ginger kid dancing now, he's not a very good dancer at all so I assume they have put him through to the live shows just to take the piss out of him? Not really sure what its all about to be honest. Your first mistake was watching BGT in the first place. Are amanda holdens nipples hanging out ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Watching BGT. There is a fat ginger kid dancing now, he's not a very good dancer at all so I assume they have put him through to the live shows just to take the piss out of him? Not really sure what its all about to be honest. Your first mistake was watching BGT in the first place. Are amanda holdens nipples hanging out ? Massive nipples she's got aint she, I've noticed that as well 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Watching BGT. There is a fat ginger kid dancing now, he's not a very good dancer at all so I assume they have put him through to the live shows just to take the piss out of him? Not really sure what its all about to be honest. He looks like he's about to keel over at the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 27, 2015 Author VT Supporter Share Posted May 27, 2015 Watching BGT. There is a fat ginger kid dancing now, he's not a very good dancer at all so I assume they have put him through to the live shows just to take the piss out of him? Not really sure what its all about to be honest. Your first mistake was watching BGT in the first place. BGMT whilst the auditions are on is the only part of that show worth watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted May 28, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted May 28, 2015 What is this BGT you speak of? Never heard of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 What is the protocol when wanting to pay for groceries, with the choice between a self checkout, and a single staffed till, with no queue, that's positioned directly next to the self checkouts? I couldn't figure out whether I should use the self checkout, which is my preferred option, and have him think "that **** is helping put me out of a job", or whether I should go to his till, and risk him thinking "that ****, there's a self checkout right there, he should scan his own shit". After standing there for a minute or two, I walked away and pretended I had more stuff to buy until someone else used his till, so the problem was taken care of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 What is the protocol when wanting to pay for groceries, with the choice between a self checkout, and a single staffed till, with no queue, that's positioned directly next to the self checkouts? I couldn't figure out whether I should use the self checkout, which is my preferred option, and have him think "that **** is helping put me out of a job", or whether I should go to his till, and risk him thinking "that ****, there's a self checkout right there, he should scan his own shit". After standing there for a minute or two, I walked away and pretended I had more stuff to buy until someone else used his till, so the problem was taken care of. That sounds like a "Very British Problems" Twitter entry Amusing Twitter feed for those who haven't seen it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 I always use self service, less interaction the better.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 If you make eye contact then you're locked in but otherwise I'd always use self checkout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 28, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted May 28, 2015 Nah, always used the manned checkout, unless you've only got one or two items. Self service checkouts always, ALWAYS throw up at least one problem requiring staff to intervene. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 they replaced factory workers with machines so the factory workers got jobs in supermarkets then the supermarket workers got replaced with machines. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Yeah I prefer people to scan it for me queue permitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 how long before bus/train/taxi drivers are replaced with machines? the face of public transport 2022. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 28, 2015 Moderator Share Posted May 28, 2015 I know him. He drinks in my local. And he's a taxi driver *twilight zone music* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Use scan and shop. I went to a checkout woman at tesco once and she told me to use them if they're free. Lazy **** didn't see that eventually that attitude will do her out of a job. She'll be on central news in 5 years moaning about the lack of jobs. Compared to the U.S our service sector is woeful. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omariqy Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Mrs is graduating next month as a dentist. Want to get her a good graduation present but running out of ideas. I've been too good to her and bought her everything she needs already! I've ordered a bespoke dentist cake but need to come up with an idea for a present. Something a bit different and memorable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Mrs is graduating next month as a dentist. Want to get her a good graduation present but running out of ideas. I've been too good to her and bought her everything she needs already! I've ordered a bespoke dentist cake but need to come up with an idea for a present. Something a bit different and memorable. You have asked VT for ideas for what you could buy your missus that's different and memorable. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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