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How do you wipe yer arse?


TheSufferingVilla

Do you wipe your arse:  

287 members have voted

  1. 1. Do you wipe your arse:

    • Standing Up?
      138
    • Sitting Down?
      151


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1 hour ago, Xela said:

Are you balls in or balls out when at a urinal?

That was the great debate of Jan 2018, that @StefanAVFC started. 

I remember reading that thread. 

Next morning I got up for a piss. As I slowly awoke into my consciousness, there I found myself, underwear down by my knees, hands up scratching my arm pits, glorious golden stream in full flow. I was like a 4 year old.

I was too embarrassed to share it at the time!

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22 hours ago, fightoffyour said:

I'd like to see the venn diagram of standup wipers and balls out pissers. Why the **** would you get your balls out?

To play with them? 

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5 hours ago, Demitri_C said:

Team standing. Why would anyone want to stick their hand in a toilet bowl?

its not going in the water!

Why stand? By the very action, your bum cheeks are being pressed together, causing the squishing of faeces between them. You're causing more mess!

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3 minutes ago, Xela said:

its not going in the water!

Why stand? By the very action, your bum cheeks are being pressed together, causing the squishing of faeces between them. You're causing more mess!

I love standing when wiping its more relaxing  also i tend to check my faeces before i put paper in.

Gotta make sure im healthy you can tell alot by your stools

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