AVFCforever1991 Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chappy Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 I thought everybody stood until I quizzed some friends on it and was shocked to learn most are sitters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Anyone else piss in the sink sometimes? Depends if there's nowhere else to go .... if you've got 1 loo, and it's in the bathroom, and it's occupied, then in an emergency ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Which brings us to another question. Who in the name of Paul McGrath is wiping from the front through their legs!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 10, 2013 Moderator Share Posted September 10, 2013 Which brings us to another question. Who in the name of Paul McGrath is wiping from the front through their legs!?Knackers. Dirty vagrant knackers. That's who 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Do they not get clinkers? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 (edited) Do they not get clinkers? I've done some research (All in the name of science) and they do indeed, although their's are on a whole different level, here's a picture... Edited September 10, 2013 by 8pints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Does anyone else have that poo where it goes out with no mess. Next to nothing to wipe? A dry poop if you wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockingbird_franklin Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 How do I wipe my arse, I'm shocked by some of the answers on here, Obviously I must be the only one that rings a bell for the arse wipe servent to do it. It's great, i've got them on a zero hour contract so they only get payed for actual wiping time, minimum wage is a bummer but as long as i don't suffer diarrhea it's very affordable, but I'm watching the workfare proposals with interest at the possibilities of a government funded arse wipe.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Does anyone else have that poo where it goes out with no mess. Next to nothing to wipe? A dry poop if you wish. The toilet equivalent of golf's 'hole in one' is the 'Immaculate Conception' - Nothing on the bogroll and nothing in the bog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Does anyone else have that poo where it goes out with no mess. Next to nothing to wipe? A dry poop if you wish. Ghost poo. This thread has been keeping me awake, so standers, you freaks, I really want to know how you wipe whilst clenching, and if you say one foot up on the toilet, how with your trousers round your ankles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponky Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Anyone else piss in the sink sometimes? Geoffrey Boycott once said the definition of a gentleman is someone who gets out of the bath to piss in the sink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaguy Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Does anyone else have that poo where it goes out with no mess. Next to nothing to wipe? A dry poop if you wish.Happens quite often with me, depends on the diet though. I was once in the countryside with a mate having a few beers in some beauty spot, unfortunately as is often the case with me after a couple of drinks I felt the need to go as the sphincter was pretty relaxed. In that situation it's important to do a 'clean break' as there's f*ck all except for a few leaves to wipe the arse with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyC Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Does anyone else have that poo where it goes out with no mess. Next to nothing to wipe? A dry poop if you wish. Ghost poo. This thread has been keeping me awake, so standers, you freaks, I really want to know how you wipe whilst clenching, and if you say one foot up on the toilet, how with your trousers round your ankles? We don't stand upright, it's a sort of half squat stance. Sitters- why the hell would you want to stick your hand down the bog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 2, 2019 Moderator Share Posted April 2, 2019 VT is sooo ahead of its time Quote Scrunch Or Fold? A Nation Is Divided... On How To Use Its Loo Roll Because life's poo short for blockages By Natasha Hinde “Am I being unreasonable to be a scruncher?” one Mumsnet user asked the masses, referring to the fact that she scrunches toilet roll prior to use, while her husband folds it neatly into a little pile of squares. The woman explained her husband’s colleague had to call out a plumber for a blockage at his home. “Allegedly, the plumber said it was because someone had scrunched loo roll and it had caused the blockage,” she recalled. At this point, her husband reminded her they must all fold toilet roll rather than scrunching it. When she admitted she was a scruncher, he was shocked. “Then he started asking me my average sheet usage at which point I decided that the conversation was heading south and told him to not be so daft,” she continued. Of course, everyone had something to say on the matter of Scrunch vs. Fold. (No, really. There were 102 comments.) Moron Huff 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dante_Lockhart Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 There's only one way to solve this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Kendrick's Dentist Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Standing? WTF??? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Freaks stand, we ascertained that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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