Xela Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 Looking through this thread... seem some names we no longer see. Voinjama... the perfect thread for him.... another poster who now plays for Notts Forest! Other names no longer with us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 On 20/05/2019 at 02:36, A'Villan said: Just some random unsolicited advice for anyone who has constipation. We're meant to squat, not sit, when we poo. So if you elevate your feet, perhaps on your tip toes or with a small stool, you might find pooing a little easier. My understanding is that this is supposed to be good advice whether you've got constipation or not, since, as you say, that's what the human body is 'meant to' be doing on some level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 As a result of this have any previous standers changed to sitters and vice versa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 The vote is closer than Brexit. It really has divided the community. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted October 14, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 14, 2023 This is not in the hall of fame, WHY???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted October 14, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 14, 2023 On 19/05/2009 at 22:03, B6 to E6 said: Made me remember this from Viz... http://i493.photobucket.com/albums/rr296/TmyBwyTrinityRd/228347839_5f5529d352.jpg My Dad used to go on a Hockey tour to The Isle of Man every year. His mate was a proper handyman and he built a full scale working version of this to take with them one year. Set it up in the middle of the pub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Paddywhack Posted October 14, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted October 14, 2023 3 hours ago, Seat68 said: As a result of this have any previous standers changed to sitters and vice versa? 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted October 14, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 14, 2023 3 hours ago, Xela said: The vote is closer than Brexit. It really has divided the community. What, the actual ****. I’d heard about this thread and assumed that there was a tiny minority of reprobates Unless it’s all a big joke, this is highly disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 Just now, fightoffyour said: What, the actual ****. I’d heard about this thread and assumed that there was a tiny minority of reprobates Unless it’s all a big joke, this is highly disturbing. So, sit or stand?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 For the fellow sitters, what is your method? Wiping from around the back, or do you go through the legs and under the ballsack? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sidcow Posted October 14, 2023 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted October 14, 2023 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Xela said: For the fellow sitters, what is your method? Wiping from around the back, or do you go through the legs and under the ballsack? This exactly explains why you're all **** reprehensible. Freaks. Edited October 14, 2023 by sidcow 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted October 14, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 14, 2023 6 minutes ago, Xela said: For the fellow sitters, what is your method? Wiping from around the back, or do you go through the legs and under the ballsack? Surely the paper drags in the toilet water? You lot are disgusting 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted October 14, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 14, 2023 13 minutes ago, Xela said: For the fellow sitters, what is your method? Wiping from around the back, or do you go through the legs and under the ballsack? I lift both legs in the air and then dive in two handed from above 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted October 14, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 14, 2023 7 minutes ago, TheAuthority said: Surely the paper drags in the toilet water? You lot are disgusting I think it’s only American crappers that have the toilet water at ball sack level. It’s pretty shallow everywhere else. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 7 minutes ago, TheAuthority said: Surely the paper drags in the toilet water? You lot are disgusting You fold the paper in your hand and use it like a napkin. Amateurs the lot of you! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted October 14, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 14, 2023 Just now, fightoffyour said: I think it’s only American crappers that have the toilet water at ball sack level. It’s pretty shallow everywhere else. How else are you supposed to freshen your taint and sack? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted October 14, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 14, 2023 Just now, Xela said: You fold the paper in your hand and use it like a napkin. Amateurs the lot of you! I like to have plenty "on the line" - time is money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 14, 2023 Share Posted October 14, 2023 20 minutes ago, fightoffyour said: What, the actual ****. I’d heard about this thread and assumed that there was a tiny minority of reprobates Unless it’s all a big joke, this is highly disturbing. Are you balls in or balls out when at a urinal? That was the great debate of Jan 2018, that @StefanAVFC started. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fightoffyour Posted October 14, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 14, 2023 1 minute ago, Xela said: Are you balls in or balls out when at a urinal? That was the great debate of Jan 2018, that @StefanAVFC started. School boy obviously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fightoffyour Posted October 14, 2023 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted October 14, 2023 2 minutes ago, Xela said: Are you balls in or balls out when at a urinal? That was the great debate of Jan 2018, that @StefanAVFC started. I'd like to see the venn diagram of standup wipers and balls out pissers. Why the **** would you get your balls out? 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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