choffer Posted April 2, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted April 2, 2019 This was nearly 6 years ago?!? I’d have put good money on it being at most 18 months ago. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 2, 2019 Moderator Share Posted April 2, 2019 22 minutes ago, choffer said: This was nearly 6 years ago?!? I’d have put good money on it being at most 18 months ago. Nope, this topic was started nearly a decade ago, look at the topic listings 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 I was briefly forced into being a sitter due to a broken foot. Not something I will be carrying on I can assure you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted April 3, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted April 3, 2019 I just got a like from a 10 year old post. I came 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xann Posted April 3, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted April 3, 2019 You WILL stand to wipe! 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 (edited) Only weirdos sit Edited April 3, 2019 by Demitri_C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 Got my first hemorrhoid recently. Not fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 26 minutes ago, maqroll said: Got my first hemorrhoid recently. Not fun. Another UK classic - 'Nobby's Piles' from Viz - Spot the rhyming slang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted April 3, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted April 3, 2019 This thread is nothing more than a smear campaign. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theboyangel Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, sidcow said: This thread is nothing more than a smear campaign. Charmin! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Kendrick's Dentist Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 Got through almost 28 years without realising wiping your arse standing up was a thing. Genuinely shocked. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 4, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted April 4, 2019 11 hours ago, Mat Kendrick's Dentist said: Got through almost 28 years without realising wiping your arse standing up was a thing. Genuinely shocked. I was the same when I first read this thread. It seems so bizarre. Something you'd do when you first get toilet trained but quickly grow out of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Where's the hybrid option? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RimmyJimmer Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 13 hours ago, Mat Kendrick's Dentist said: Got through almost 28 years without realising wiping your arse standing up was a thing. Genuinely shocked. Me too...also, apparently some blokes sit to pee!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unused Sub Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 I only stand for the national anthem. I remember this thread from many moons ago, its just so bizarre to think folks stand to do this (I mean wiping not the national anthem). It makes no sense to me, as it seems full of danger: 1 Drop kegs. 2 Sit, make deposit. 3 Stand: Try not to fall over/over balance due to trouser around ankles, followed by quashing any dangleberries into cheeks. 4 Wipe: bend down/around to reach bog roll, smear more dangleberries into cheeks. Throw used paper into the bowl; make sure your aim is true or risk marking the rim of the bowl. 5 Pull trousers up: Try not to fall over/over balance or risk bashing one’s derriere on the bog when using your knees to bend. Just stay seated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 I've already given my vote for sitting. But whats the motion of your fingers when cleaning your ring piece? My motion resembles a coin, spinning around of of these; Nice, wide circular motions around the edge of my rectum, with increasingly smaller circles approaching the Sarlak Pit section, with my fingers going a bit mental and wobbly towards the very end. Then my anus calmly takes and eats the tissue paper from my wiping paw, leaving my hands free to dispense some more tissue. Folded of course. * My tongue also sticks out and my eyes buldge the closer to the anus hole I get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 4, 2019 Moderator Share Posted April 4, 2019 9 hours ago, Unused Sub said: I only stand for the national anthem. I don't even do that, in fact I pretend I'm taking a dump for the national anthem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Kendrick's Dentist Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 10 hours ago, RimmyJimmer said: Me too...also, apparently some blokes sit to pee!! This I can (somewhat) understand. I do it myself very occasionally as a treat. But wiping while upright causes all sorts of logistical issues, and I'm amazed practically 50% of VTers do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 But how many of you are on your phones while your taking a dump that's the real question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 5, 2019 Moderator Share Posted April 5, 2019 4 hours ago, Demitri_C said: But how many of you are on your phones while your taking a dump that's the real question? Off topic!!! Also depends if I'm in work or not. If I'm in work, obviously I am, how else do you expect me to use my phone. Going to the bog is a euphemism for going to use my phone in our place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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