Phumfeinz Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Funnily enough the other day when i was on the roof{im a roofer} we were working in stoke and running down the side of the roof was a row of terraced houses and i noticed some bloke go the toilet in one of the houses that was directly opposite us, so out off curiousity i just stopped work and as it happens the toilet seat was right next to the frosted window, this bloke was only having a shit and we were just stood their watching, i can confidently say that the bloke up in stoke stands up and wipes his arse I think you should re-read this and evaluate your life. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 You're just annoyed me got another vote. Damn...THIS is my 1000th post? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoelVilla Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Paddywhack 1000 posts...how many of them was shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Unbelievable. VT has nose dived recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 About 850 of them, GreatNoel. Voinjama, apologies if in wrong, but you're the guy who wanted to see a girl shit, right? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoelVilla Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 About 850 of them, GreatNoel. Voinjama, apologies if in wrong, but you're the guy who wanted to see a girl shit, right? That few, that is not as close to 100% which I am aiming for... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Funnily enough the other day when i was on the roof{im a roofer} we were working in stoke and running down the side of the roof was a row of terraced houses and i noticed some bloke go the toilet in one of the houses that was directly opposite us, so out off curiousity i just stopped work and as it happens the toilet seat was right next to the frosted window, this bloke was only having a shit and we were just stood their watching, i can confidently say that the bloke up in stoke stands up and wipes his arse I think you should re-read this and evaluate your life. i know, i can be strange at times though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoelVilla Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 (edited) I am GreatNoel and this is weird... Edited September 6, 2013 by GreatNoel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 About 850 of them, GreatNoel. Voinjama, apologies if in wrong, but you're the guy who wanted to see a girl shit, right? No incorrect, that is not what the post said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 About 850 of them, GreatNoel. Voinjama, apologies if in wrong, but you're the guy who wanted to see a girl shit, right? No incorrect, that is not what the post said. Beg your pardon. So what did it say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Where is the option for half and half!? I wipe a bit sitting down until most of it has gone then finish standing up. About 850 of them, GreatNoel. Voinjama, apologies if in wrong, but you're the guy who wanted to see a girl shit, right? No incorrect, that is not what the post said. He always seems to pop up in the relevant threads though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 How on earth can you stand up to wipe your arse?Lift the right cheek, wipe backwards in general until quite clean then tidy forwards if required. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rovers13 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 I think things like this are very interesting in a human behaviors type of way because so much of how we act is done because it's the accepted way or we see lots of others doing it and gives us a clue. Wiping your ass is one things where everyone comes up with their own way because they haven't really seen others do it, they just do it the way they think is the right way. In a weird way it's one of the few times we actually completely act like ourselves, free of outside influences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Also, shitting like we do is so bad for us. Really unnatural. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 I think things like this are very interesting in a human behaviors type of way because so much of how we act is done because it's the accepted way or we see lots of others doing it and gives us a clue. Wiping your ass is one things where everyone comes up with their own way because they haven't really seen others do it, they just do it the way they think is the right way. In a weird way it's one of the few times we actually completely act like ourselves, free of outside influences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted September 6, 2013 Moderator Share Posted September 6, 2013 Must admit I just don't get the standing up thing. As soon as you stand up, your arse cheeks automatically close together making the job in hand all the more difficult and messy I'd have thought. Seems like an illogical methodology for anal cleansing 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lp_villa830 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 It adds to the husky and manly aroma of beer, sweat and shit. Lovely jubbly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdomlahor Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 (edited) I bet the author of this thread didn't expect the discussion regarding chosen technique of cleaning your anus to last four years. I love the internet. Edited September 7, 2013 by adz.villa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Arse wiping is timeless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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