vandaq Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 I pondered the same thing not so long ago. For some reason, I never gave it much thought. I always have done it standing, but after watching several movies and what not, the few times you see any of that stuff is when people are sitting(Talking generally here..) The point about making it more messy came to mind but it`s been so long, doing anything else felt really weird and uncomfortable, so I just do it the way I do. Facisinating thread though, the votes are almost 50/50. Imagined it would be more people doing while sitting. Glad that there are people like me who do it standing. The right way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 (edited) Standing is the way forward, and wet wipes Edited September 7, 2013 by AVFCforever1991 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Seated, if stood up do you raise a leg or something, dont the buttocks close so to speak? Also if I dont see blood, I aint clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted September 7, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted September 7, 2013 Closest poll eva I voted standing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 I'm a stander too; though it should be noted for those questoning standers that it's not done fully upright. I stand, but then squat a little to get the right angle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post darrenm Posted September 7, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted September 7, 2013 Even though the kids haven't needed them for ages I still get toilet wipes so I can get perfectly clean. I always think that today may be the day I bump into Katharine Jenkins, we go for a coffee, one thing leads to another, and while I'm reverse teabagging I want her to mentally remark on my clean ringpiece. You have to cover all the possibilities. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoony Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 I do a sort of one armed hand stand in the middle of the room whilst using the other hand to physically punch the remaining poo out. Where's the option for that?? Racists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Even though the kids haven't needed them for ages I still get toilet wipes so I can get perfectly clean. I always think that today may be the day I bump into Katharine Jenkins, we go for a coffee, one thing leads to another, and while I'm reverse teabagging I want her to mentally remark on my clean ringpiece. You have to cover all the possibilities. I have the same rules but with Helen Hilton (nsfw). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 (edited) You shouldn't flush wipes though, right? Do you just chuck em in the bin instead? Stinky bin. Also, don't we just do it the way our mum told us to? And if so, does that mean all the standers and all the sitters might be very distantly related? Edited September 7, 2013 by hogso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 You shouldn't flush wipes though, right? Do you just chuck em in the bin instead? Stinky bin. Also, don't we just do it the way our mum told us to? And if so, does that mean all the standers and all the sitters might be very distantly related? Depends on the sewage system. Most new-style moist tissues break up easily as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 They do have flushable wipes you can buy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 I have an arse squirter on my toilet, it's a delight after a heavy night on the beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Baby wipes no.Toilet wipes yes. They break up a bit easier so less potential to clog up the sewer.I'd love an area squirter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoony Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 You shouldn't flush wipes though, right? Do you just chuck em in the bin instead? Stinky bin. Also, don't we just do it the way our mum told us to? And if so, does that mean all the standers and all the sitters might be very distantly related? I never saw this episode of Who Do You Think You Are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robojoel Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 50% of you stand up?? WTF Weirdos Surely sitting down allows your cheeks to 'splay' more naturally? How do you get around that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 Surely standing up squishes the remnants together. Sitting down and shifting to one side makes sure the hole is still 'splayed' and you can do some real keyhole surgery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panto_Villan Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 This thread is in equal parts brilliant and traumatising. For what it's worth, I tend to mix and match both. Mostly a standing man though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 I'm actually not that surprised that the poll has 246 votes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
regular_john Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 I'm not going to cast a vote here, as my mildly OCD tendencies prohibit me from upsetting such a perfectly balanced poll. However, I wanted to chime in as I have what may be considered a slightly odd ass wiping habit - I believe it is called 'The Nelson'. Standing up with one foot on the toilet seat, thus granting full access to the area in question. It really is the next stage in human assessment wiping evolution, and I wholly recommend it. Glorious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 I hope you clean your toilet seat regularly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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