The Hung Like a Donkey General Election December 2019 Thread

[Guest av1]

27 minutes ago, Wainy316 said:

Has there ever been a Twitter page listing the most wittily spoiled ballots?  I’d quite like the job of counting votes just to see what gems come up.

I wish I'd put:

SPOILED for choice 

 

[snowychap]

1 hour ago, PompeyVillan said:

Spoil ballot! Really important that you vote, don't be ignored! 

Lots of people like you that need to be listened to. 

Nobody 'listens to' spoilt ballots.

[StefanAVFC]

 

[tonyh29]

1 hour ago, Seat68 said:

If you had said you had voted Labour that would be up there with @tonyh29 saying he would be voting red this election. 

Undecided about voting , but rest assured there is zero chance it will be red if i do so the universe isn't about to end 

tbh you wouldn't know there is an election around here , had no leaflets , can't see any of those estates agent types boards , zip ..other than the independent bloke  hi-jacking all the local threads on facebook the candidates are invisible  ....I googled  the women candidates a few weeks back to see if any of them were cute , they weren't , but I've not met anyone yet that has physcially seen them

I found out yesterday that Phillip Hammond's replacement lives in Bromley ,one of my ABT mates emailed him to ask if he was moving to the area and got a reply to say "he was considering it " ... general feeling from the blokes at the curry night last night was that they wouldn't vote for him as he didn't live here ( though tbf , of the 8 , 5 of them are ABT and wouldn't vote for him even if he gave out free beer every Thursday )

[WhatAboutTheFinish]

11 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said:

 

Has Gary Neville managed to work into this tweet a direct quote from the chapter in his autobiography about his managerial career?

[tonyh29]

1 hour ago, Awol said:

Has Johnson shared platforms with people calling for the genocide of all Muslims? Called such people his “friends”?

 

if he did , he could say he was only doing so in order to bring about peace

[MCU]

Do the right thing today fellow VT’ers, vote Tory and keep that dangerous bloke Corbyn away 

[chrisp65]

5 minutes ago, MCU said:

Do the right thing today fellow VT’ers, vote Tory and keep that dangerous bloke Corbyn away 

Don’t forget mate, if the weather is crap today, you can vote tomorrow.

[MCU]

2 minutes ago, chrisp65 said:

Don’t forget mate, if the weather is crap today, you can vote tomorrow.

Really? Will do!

[mjmooney]

9 minutes ago, MCU said:

Do the right thing today fellow VT’ers, vote Tory and keep that dangerous bloke Corbyn away 

Didn't realise we had a billionaire among us. 

[Seat68]

Remember take your own pen. They alter votes in pencil. 

[mjmooney]

Probably the most succint summary I've seen: 

[MCU]

10 minutes ago, mjmooney said:

Didn't realise we had a billionaire among us. 

I earn £17k a year

[mjmooney]

Just now, MCU said:

I earn £17k a year

Then you're voting for the wrong party, mate. 

[Awol]

1 hour ago, villaglint said:

Given your stance on Brexit isn't that a somewhat odd vote? Or did I miss something along the way? I'd have thought you would have just wanted to get it done etc. 

It’s a straight SNP - Lib Dem fight here in NE Fife, better Remainer unionists than Remainer separatists.  

[rubberman]

Voted Labour (under much internal protesting) for the first time ever.  Not for Corbyn, but my MP is decent and I don't want any chance that he might get beaten.  Even disliking Corbyn you can vote Labour knowing they won't ever get a majority - it will purely be a stop-gap that might just stop Johnson and his pals wrecking the country irreparably.

[bannedfromHandV]

16 minutes ago, MCU said:

I earn £17k a year

Get used to earning that for a few more years under Tory rule.

[StefanAVFC]

17K a year and voting Tory.

You have been well and truly duped my friend.

[fightoffyour]

1 hour ago, MCU said:

Do the right thing today fellow VT’ers, vote Tory and keep that dangerous bloke Corbyn away 

I've been puzzled by this opinion so I'm going to take the opportunity to ask someone with it, outside of Twitter or Facebook where I would certainly not get a sensible response, what is it that makes Corbyn dangerous?

[Chindie]

On £17k?

Billionaire overlords - careful those poor people want to take your £17k.