Jareth

Is this a lazy amalgamation of the two keeper's names cos you can't be bothered to address them seperately?

Haha, gotta be Hogan

On paper I'd have wanted Gomez but for our team I trust that Wesley is going to be the right character for us, as well as the right talents.

Never liked Tammy - too many selfies.

If Carlsberg did rants..

That's all a bit sycophantic really - that said I'd like to marry Mings.

foooooooooooooooook Steer, If it means we stay up.

I don't, was just being provocative. For the record Terry has a sizeable place in our current history, I don't dislike him now, but did before.

And if we lose in the Euros can claim Brexit.

And a dislike of libraries and culture and pubs which do not have a chrome exterior. (I used to live there).

Yeah but has he moved into an actual Villa? Maybe he's next into Mong (but I would) Island

Prior to the newspaper reports and today I saw a random tweet saying he was odds on for Villa - which to me looks like insider knowledge making some money. I'd have ignored it if it wasn't followed up as it has been - it has every trajectory to be real - and if not then Dan Bardell will suffer, and I can't see him taking that sort of risk. Then again, maybe we're all just high from wesley...

Yeah but is he better than Terry? @sir_gary_cahill

Keep thinking of the lyrics to YMCA (I used to perform this on the bar of O'Neills in Moseley as a staff member in 1998 - it was policy) And the first line of every verse - exchange 'young man' for 'But Land' - (I have no idea why I associate YMCA with Butt Land).