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Just now, Nicho said:

Cabinet reshuffle underway.

Turds that won’t flush moved to other toilets.

I never understand this

Person with no experience or qualifications in an extremely important area, you’ve got a new job as head of it. 

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Interesting if the mild rumours of Patel getting moved from Home Office are true

There's nowhere to stick her that isn't a demotion (she's not getting Treasury) and who gets the job? Maybe Raab and her will Job Swap or will they actually employ Attila the Hun as Home Sec

I think she's too dangerous for Johnson to completely bin, she needs to be kept on a short leash or she's likely to go completely rogue

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32 minutes ago, Genie said:

I never understand this

Person with no experience or qualifications in an extremely important area, you’ve got a new job as head of it. 

Cabinet ministers don't need to be subject specialists to do a good job, that's what the civil service is for. (Of course it helps if they're interested)

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5 minutes ago, chrisp65 said:

You bunk off during one military defeat where hundreds get abandoned to the enemy and they change your job.

Hardly seems fair.

 

 

To be fair, this sounds like he is getting a promotion... I would love a promotion every time I bunked off, I would be the CEO by now. 

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3 minutes ago, cyrusr said:

To be fair, this sounds like he is getting a promotion... I would love a promotion every time I bunked off, I would be the CEO by now. 

He’s been promoted to a job they’ve previously said wasn’t required.

It’s the only thing me and Raaaab have in common.

 

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46 minutes ago, bickster said:

Liz Truss is Foreign Secretary.... let that sink in... Lizz Truss is Foreign Secretary hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Sure, obviously she's terrible. But it'd hardly a massive drop in quality is it? It's Dominic Raab, arguably the worse ever. And considering Johnson has done the job, that's some accolade. 

It's not Ireland replacing Milner or Gestede replacing Benteke. It's Simon Dawkins  replacing Jordan Bowery.

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