The banker loving, baby-eating Tory party thread (regenerated)

[bickster]

3 minutes ago, GarethRDR said:

I'm torn.  He's a total melt, but my natural inclination having heard The 1975, is not to oppose anyone going in two-footed on The 1975.

I nearly posted a very similar sentiment with added sweary bits

[chrisp65]

David TC Davies is a rampant anti Welsh thick as dogshit Brit Nat weirdo.

 

He was actually complaining recently that the Welsh language is hazardous to traffic. Weapons grade arsehole. 

[tonyh29]

1 hour ago, chrisp65 said:

David TC Davies is a rampant anti Welsh thick as dogshit Brit Nat weirdo.

 

He was actually complaining recently that the Welsh language is hazardous to traffic. Weapons grade arsehole. 

to be fair he didn't need the "to traffic "bit

[tonyh29]

3 hours ago, GarethRDR said:

I'm torn.  He's a total melt, but my natural inclination having heard The 1975, is not to oppose anyone going in two-footed on The 1975.

They were playing at a festival I planned to go to in Madrid this year  .. which is precisely why i didn't go

so there's a bit of carbon they directly  helped offset , they can put it towards their flight to Thailand

[chrisp65]

4 minutes ago, tonyh29 said:

to be fair he didn't need the "to traffic "bit

Now imagine genuinely being that offensive to people, but also being an MP that decides our future.

[ChrisVillan]

The 1975 are shite and Tories are feral deviants.

Edited August 30, 2019 by ChrisVillan
Removed 'some' before Tories.

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Edited August 31, 2019 by snowychap

[HanoiVillan]

Can't help thinking of every time over the last two or three years that we've been told that some member of a constituency Labour party writing to the chair to propose a non-binding confidence vote in their MP was a pure stalinist threat to democracy, and now Boris is proposing simply personally deselecting people he doesn't like. I look forward to the months-long media outcry

[StefanAVFC]

So either back No Deal or be sacked?

What happened to 'those suggesting No Deal is a possibility are scaremongering'?

[Rodders]

23 hours ago, chrisp65 said:

David TC Davies is a rampant anti Welsh thick as dogshit Brit Nat weirdo.

 

He was actually complaining recently that the Welsh language is hazardous to traffic. Weapons grade arsehole. 

I assume you may have already seen this but that post is a good excuse to post this 

 

[chrisp65]

There’s no helping him. Trying to suggest road users need to carry an english/ welsh dictionary to translate road signs that are bilingual.

I’ve offered to meet him at Gwasanaethau Services to explain how bilingual signs work, once you’ve cracked the code they can be quite simple to use. 

 

[Davkaus]

17 minutes ago, chrisp65 said:

There’s no helping him. Trying to suggest road users need to carry an english/ welsh dictionary to translate road signs that are bilingual.

I’ve offered to meet him at Gwasanaethau Services to explain how bilingual signs work, once you’ve cracked the code they can be quite simple to use. 

 

I share his pain, the sign is clearly diverting the driver to Gwyriad, but I'm surprised the daft bastard is looking for it in a dictionary rather than the A-Z. 

Or potentially it's diverting only those named Gwyriad, in which case he'd be better off with his passport, to confirm that isn't him.

Edited August 31, 2019 by Davkaus

[Dr_Pangloss]

He's a man desperately in need of an immediate chinning. 

[Seat68]

I find myself slowing for Araf, never seen an Araf though. 

Edited August 31, 2019 by Seat68

[Amsterdam_Neil_D]

3 hours ago, Rodders said:

the Welsh language is hazardous to traffic.

Only cyclists as far as I know.

[mjmooney]

by Jack Monroe

“First they came for the socialists

But you did not speak out

Because you were definitely not a socialist

Those mad bastards campaigning for decent wages and universal healthcare

Waving their hand painted placards through the streets of Westminster

You were definitely not a socialist

Then they came for the Trade Unionists

And you did not speak out

Because Unions are awful

The Daily Mail said so

Those people representing ordinary workers

And fighting for decent pay

And human working conditions

And maternity and paternity leave

And adequate rest between shifts

And making sure people have a voice

They’re definitely terrible self-aggrandising egotists

And they get paid to represent people

And you had to get a bus to work once because of a strike you didn't bother to research beyond a screaming scheming headline

So you are not a Trade Unionist

Then they came for the Muslims and the refugees

And you did not speak out

Because they are not your people

Coming over here

Why can’t they integrate?

Religion causes all the problems right

All the wars Leave them to it

Close the borders

We’re full up

Can’t take any more

Of this PC multicultural bullshit

Who do they think they are?

You spoke over

And you spat and you raged in hatred and fear

But you did not speak out

Because you were not a Muslim nor a refugee

And then they came for the poor and the unemployed the single parents on benefits the workless

And you did not speak out

Because you thought they were lazy

Loads of jobs out there innit

Easy to eat cheaply on the dole, you claim

Having never had to make £71 last a week with a broken refrigerator or holes in the bottom of a pair of school shoes

Bet they’ve all got Sky TV and iPhones and how did she pay for her tattoos?

And you saw someone smoking outside a food bank once

So you did not speak out

Then they came for the disabled

Shame, you thought, but you did not speak out

Most of them could probably work, you thought

You saw that chronically depressed woman smile once

And the guy in the disabled parking space looks young and healthy to you

We all get down sometimes, you shout

What's wrong with you anyway?

Bunch of **** scroungers, you thought

So you did not speak out Then they came for the teachers

And the doctors

And the nurses

And the firefighters

And the domestic abuse workers

And the rubbish collections

And the rape crisis centres

And the social workers

And the childrens centres

And the education funding

And by the time they come for you

By the time they **** come for you

There will be nobody left to speak out for you

Nobody left at all.”

[tonyh29]

1 hour ago, mjmooney said:

Waving their hand painted placards through the streets of Westminster

You were definitely not a socialist

 

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[NurembergVillan]

 

[Skruff]

So you guys really seem to be heading for a No Deal exit? Is that the most plausible outcome at the moment? How will that effect your economy? I imagine there would be huge consequences in terms of, trade defecits, stagnation in the job market, plenty of capital being moved out of the country,  and a pund sterling that plummets even further?