Shillzz Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 Charlie Brooker. Used to like him, but since following him on twitter I find him inconceivably annoying. An utter, utter tw@t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 It makes it sound like a 12 year old is asking you on the back of the bus. talk to a lot of 12 year old boys on the back of buses do you ? Well he does live in Turkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 19, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted October 19, 2011 The fact that the "What song are you listening to right now!" thread doesn't end in the correct punctuation.....Blimey, yes. I'd never noticed. Has it always been like that? Well the thing that's always pissed me off about that is the absence of 'are'. It makes it sound like a 12 year old is asking you on the back of the bus.Wot song u lisnin 2 rt now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 The fact that the "What song are you listening to right now!" thread doesn't end in the correct punctuation.....Blimey, yes. I'd never noticed. Has it always been like that? Well the thing that's always pissed me off about that is the absence of 'are'. It makes it sound like a 12 year old is asking you on the back of the bus.Wot chune u lisnin 2 rt now blud fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 i caught the news tonight, bad idea the gypsies - 2 mins of footage, half of them if not more blatantly arent gypsies the murder case - so his defence is he went to kiss her she screamed so loud that he panicked, held her throat for less than 20 seconds, killed her because he was so panicked, then went to asda for a stroll before calm as you like dumping the body how do defence lawyers do it? occupy protests - so you have people who are sitting in tents outside government buildings protesting against social and economic inequality - surely if you can sit there for as long as you want you are one of 2 things, so rich that you dont have to work or work shy and have no intention of working, either way once again you have a load of people who protest on the behalf of an average person when they really arent anything like your average person, we are the 99% my left bollock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 Charlie Brooker. Used to like him, but since following him on twitter I find him inconceivably annoying. An utter, utter tw@t. ] Is it because he's spent over 2 weeks stating that David Cameron is a lizard, over and over again, in the futile hope that it'll become funny if he repeats himself often enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 Somebody has posted on a Villa forum that MON is on TV saying "fans live for European nights". What a **** word removed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 19, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted October 19, 2011 Charlie Brooker is hilarious. I really like him. But on Twitter, he's an annoying dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted October 19, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted October 19, 2011 I think Brooker is doing it to prove a point about trolling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 When the TV guide on Freeview gets stuck a few hours behind fools you into thinking Clueless is about to start when in fact I missed it :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 20, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted October 20, 2011 The First Bus TV advert currently showing here in Leeds, with jolly, cheerful bus drivers making their passengers happy and singing. Leeds bus drivers are, and always have been, the most miserable, misanthropic, unhelpful and downright hostile **** I have ever had the misfortune of encountering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 when you are naked in the bathroom, slip on the wet surface, land awkwardly causing a shampoo bottle to get lodged in your rectrum, then go to hospital only for them to look at you as if you were a sexual deviant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted October 20, 2011 Moderator Share Posted October 20, 2011 The fact that Keith Harris and Orville appear to be on the TV in the hotel lobby. Never trust a man who sticks his hand up the arse of a dayglo green duck and pretends that the duck can talk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 When I get home I like a tiny bit of peace and quiet just to reset my head + it is the exact time my meds run out so I have some more et I told my wife she is loud on the phone. She did not believe me. So..... I got a sound meter in secret to prove it, if she is sitting next to me on the sofa the max output for a normal call is 95 decibels ffs, add this to all the smashing about in the kitchen and the constant running of the tape then I might as well go and sit on a runway or next to a motorway. She does not think she is loud at all on the phone, I can here her 2 floors down in the house. I give up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 When people leave food in the washing up bowl and sink. Rank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 When people leave food in the washing up bowl and sink. Rank. If there's one thing I've learned from this forum, it's that when someone does that, you should jizz in to their shampoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Charlie Brooker. Used to like him, but since following him on twitter I find him inconceivably annoying. An utter, utter tw@t. ] Is it because he's spent over 2 weeks stating that David Cameron is a lizard, over and over again, in the futile hope that it'll become funny if he repeats himself often enough? Yes, exactly this. It's not funny, and it never will be. It'll only become funny once everyone has stopped following him because of it, but then who'll know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Blue Peter has moved production to dirty, filthy Manchester. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 24, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted October 24, 2011 Went to McDonalds yesterday. Ordered a large big tasty with bacon meal It wasn't until I got it home that I realised they'd given me a big mac instead. I was devestated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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