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It's remarkable how many people that run their own businesses can't fill out a form.

A decent chunk of my day is spent trawling through proposal forms. And they're so often missing stuff. Really basic stuff. It's astonishing how often I've seen a form without an address. Or missing part of the address. Or missing completely fundamental formation like turnover. Meaning I can't do anything with it.

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1 hour ago, Chindie said:

It's remarkable how many people that run their own businesses can't fill out a form.

A decent chunk of my day is spent trawling through proposal forms. And they're so often missing stuff. Really basic stuff. It's astonishing how often I've seen a form without an address. Or missing part of the address. Or missing completely fundamental formation like turnover. Meaning I can't do anything with it.

Yeah, my wife works in the planning department at the council. So many people apply for a change of usage of a property without saying what they want to change it to or where it is.

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18 hours ago, tonyh29 said:

I go around and bang his mum when he’s at school  :)

 

Tbf , I was going to go with kill his mum but didn’t want to come across as over reacting so I thought I’d play it safe with hamster 

Gotta start somewhere in the build up to the big one , fair play

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19 hours ago, Xela said:

Excellent. That's my lockdown look. Except for the baldness. 

 

Oh so your trackie bottoms are ok yet you sneer at my jogging ones ?!?

You're nothing more than a lower body sports apparel wearing snob 😡. I hate you !!

 

 

 

 

(I don't hate you)

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3 hours ago, mottaloo said:

Oh so your trackie bottoms are ok yet you sneer at my jogging ones ?!?

You're nothing more than a lower body sports apparel wearing snob 😡. I hate you !!

 

 

 

 

(I don't hate you)

I do wear jogging bottoms. 

Obviously not in public as I do have standards to maintain, albeit very low ones! ;) 

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Already suffering with sunburn to my nose and forehead, which is peeling, I now have suffered an allergic reaction to one of my parents cats

I currently resemble Joseph Merrick

 

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On 15/07/2020 at 19:13, tonyh29 said:

I go around and bang his mum when he’s at school  :)

 

Tbf , I was going to go with kill his mum but didn’t want to come across as over reacting so I thought I’d play it safe with hamster 

You could video it and make some snuff movie money? It's a win win and the little shit will be doubly upset. 

I've taken the joke too far haven't I 😳😳

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The way some people pour wine and then have to do that 180 turn thing with their wrist to stop the flow. What's the point of that? i am confident that i can pour a drink and not have to swivel anything to ensure full capacity of said remaining drink is still in the bottle. And it's never done, ever, for any other drink poured. no-one swivels the bottle of milk; gin; piss sample.

Stop doing it you **** clearings in the woods.

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It’s only when there is a big international tournament that we’re reminded that most other countries have a very different demographic of supporters.

Its rare to see attractive females dressed sexily at England games (or English club games).

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The cynic in me says they know exactly what they're doing and don't represent the demographics of their countries either

Theyre models, probably trying to step up to professional and being spotted there gives them a platform 

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19 minutes ago, villa4europe said:

The cynic in me says they know exactly what they're doing and don't represent the demographics of their countries either

Theyre models, probably trying to step up to professional and being spotted there gives them a platform 

Yep.

There's one, who just became famous for being seen on screen at Euro 2012 (it was in Poland)

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Now she's even doing movies and shit. Looks awful now.

 

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2 hours ago, peterw said:

The way some people pour wine and then have to do that 180 turn thing with their wrist to stop the flow. What's the point of that? i am confident that i can pour a drink and not have to swivel anything to ensure full capacity of said remaining drink is still in the bottle. And it's never done, ever, for any other drink poured. no-one swivels the bottle of milk; gin; piss sample.

Stop doing it you **** clearings in the woods.

It's not to stop the flow. It means any drips are caught back in the bottle rather than falling onto a tablecloth or dress or whatever.

I imagine it's only done for wine because of how red wine stains stuff.

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4 hours ago, StefanAVFC said:

Yep.

There's one, who just became famous for being seen on screen at Euro 2012 (it was in Poland)

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Now she's even doing movies and shit. Looks awful now.

 

errmm, specialist movies perhaps ? 

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