AVFC_Hitz Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 8 minutes ago, AVFCDAN said: People who meander along the centre of a pavement without a care in the world and somehow make overtaking them on an 8 foot wide path a bit of a challenge. I hate it when you've made a plan in your head to overtake the gormless breadbin in front of you and then they suddenly veer into your path. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 23, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, AVFC_Hitz said: gormless breadbin Like it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 1 hour ago, BOF said: Guys, guys, the real answer is no-one eats a Twix anymore. "You never see an old man eating a Twix" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 People making a big deal about doing 'Dry January' If it really is that difficult not to drink then you should see someone. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 23, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 23, 2019 33 minutes ago, Xela said: People making a big deal about doing 'Dry January' If it really is that difficult not to drink then you should see someone. Maybe I don't want to. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 23, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted January 23, 2019 47 minutes ago, Xela said: "You never see an old man eating a Twix" You do if you're anywhere near me. I love 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted January 23, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted January 23, 2019 2 hours ago, BOF said: Guys, guys, the real answer is no-one eats a Twix anymore. 58 minutes ago, Xela said: "You never see an old man eating a Twix" Well Alex has already covered it, but anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, bickster said: I have nothing against tomatoes btw, I just don't like them in sandwiches, they make the bread too soggy. Lettuce on the other hand... just think of the pigs we could nuture on that land used up by farming the lettuce weed Some bloody amateur has ruined your sandwich if the tomatoes make your bread soggy. Lettuce is up there with the most disappointing veg. It's not horrible, it just has no flavour. What it is good at, though, is being a barrier to protect your bread from other sandwich fillings. Bread - tomato - lettuce: crap soggy sandwich Bread - lettuce - tomato: victory. Edited January 23, 2019 by Davkaus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 23, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 23, 2019 16 minutes ago, Davkaus said: Some bloody amateur has ruined your sandwich if the tomatoes make your bread soggy. Lettuce is up there with the most disappointing veg. It's not horrible, it just has no flavour. What it is good at, though, is being a barrier to protect your bread from other sandwich fillings. Bread - tomato - lettuce: crap soggy sandwich Bread - lettuce - tomato: victory. Yes but... LETTUCE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 23, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted January 23, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Xela said: "You never see an old man eating a Twix" 1 hour ago, Shropshire Lad said: Well Alex has already covered it, but anyway... That's not the original clip. That's when they'd started rehashing things. This is it, right at the start. Ricky's reaction is great. "You know what the terrible thing is, Steve... is he's right. You DON'T see an old man eating a twix" Edited January 23, 2019 by Stevo985 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 I’ve gone off Ricky Gervais in the last few years, but his laugh is fantastic. It’s so contagious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rugeley Villa Posted January 23, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted January 23, 2019 (edited) Some bastard has poisoned one of my mums cats. Hope the clearing in the woods gets ran over by a bus. Not sure why I’ve posted it here, as it should piss me off. Edited January 23, 2019 by Rugeley Villa 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 31 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: I’ve gone off Ricky Gervais in the last few years, but his laugh is fantastic. It’s so contagious. Same. Those XFM shows are gold though. Never be bettered 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted January 23, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted January 23, 2019 39 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: That's not the original clip. That's when they'd started rehashing things. This is it, right at the start. Ricky's reaction is great. "You know what the terrible thing is, Steve... is he's right. You DON'T see an old man eating a twix" Ah fair do’s. I’d only seen the twix observation in a “meet Karl Pilkington” dvd bonus on one of Gervais’ live shows, think it’s on you tube. He talks about how you never see a 35 year old Chinese person, or something like that. Oh and whether his preferred method of execution would be to be hung or have a lethal injection with a finger inserted in his arse at the same time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 23, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted January 23, 2019 (edited) 42 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: I’ve gone off Ricky Gervais in the last few years, but his laugh is fantastic. It’s so contagious. I've got a treat for you then... From 0:55 until the end Edited January 23, 2019 by Stevo985 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 23, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 23, 2019 4 hours ago, AVFCDAN said: People who think it’s perfectly normal to put a weeks shop through the self scan checkout. People who use the staffed checkout for 1 or 2 items are equally annoying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvfcRigo82 Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 17 hours ago, mottaloo said: I worked with a bloke who always dipped his sandwiches in his tea and then ate them, like they were biscuits. I used to watch in disgust as the soggy tea-stained bread went from his mug to his mouth. "It all goes down the same way, so why not ?" he shrugged. Veering into this briefly, as a youngster the we used to buy bread called Mothers Pride Scotch loaf.. once toasted the crusts are pretty hard. I found dipping them in tea was lovely though. .. a full sandwich though, na that does sound wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Oh look, we're discussing food again.. and again it's been spiralised into man children crying about salad, and virgin-tarians giving advice on how to eat a ****' sandwich. Can all the people in said conversation stop eating and or drinking for a couple of weeks? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted January 24, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted January 24, 2019 At least they went back to making love to their vinyl in the privacy of their own homes! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 24, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted January 24, 2019 (edited) 30 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: Oh look, we're discussing food again.. and again it's been spiralised into man children crying about salad, and virgin-tarians giving advice on how to eat a ****' sandwich. Can all the people in said conversation stop eating and or drinking for a couple of weeks? That's pretty rich coming from the guy who won't put spread on a breakfast sandwich because of his daddy issues. "no, daddy. Not the Flora again! NOOOOOOOOOOOO" Edited January 24, 2019 by Stevo985 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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