lapal_fan Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Stevo985 said: That's pretty rich coming from the guy who won't put spread on a breakfast sandwich because of his daddy issues. "no, daddy. Not the Flora again! NOOOOOOOOOOOO" Not wanting to die young because of the cardiac arrest, inspired by having animal fat put on a sandwich of mostly animal fat is different to what YOW are yabbering on about like a titty-biscuit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 Argh I forgot about the no butter/marg on a bacon sandwich thing. Monsters! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 7 minutes ago, Wainy316 said: Argh I forgot about the no butter/marg on a bacon sandwich thing. Monsters! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 which browser do you use @lapal_fan to search for gifs of 'little bitchy children'. I hope it isn't work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 6 minutes ago, Rodders said: which browser do you use @lapal_fan to search for gifs of 'little bitchy children'. I hope it isn't work Do I use a work laptop for this? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCDAN Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 14 hours ago, Xela said: Same. Those XFM shows are gold though. Never be bettered It was the perfect combo of Hosts who didn't care and a slightly edgy station that let them get away with murder because they were bigger than the job. Some of the shows Ricky is literally swearing and being incredibly offensive at prime time on a Saturday, I'm sure they even acknowledged they were only getting away with because nobody listened. Not a chance in hell that would happen these days. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 24, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted January 24, 2019 1 hour ago, lapal_fan said: Not wanting to die young because of the cardiac arrest, inspired by having animal fat put on a sandwich of mostly animal fat is different to what YOW are yabbering on about like a titty-biscuit I mean, that's a bit like ordering two large pizzas, a big mac meal and a bucket of KFC, but then ordering a diet coke because of the calories isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 24, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 24, 2019 That's 2 bad analogies on consecutive days there Stevo. He's on about a sandwich. You've ordered about 7,000 calories in your alternative scenario *I don't agree with him on the spread discussion btw 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Stevo985 said: I mean, that's a bit like ordering two large pizzas, a big mac meal and a bucket of KFC, but then ordering a diet coke because of the calories isn't it? Well, I was going to say, that maybe my contrary attitude towards a buttered fat-bitch sandwich would hold more weight, if I hadn't had a kebab on Monday and a pizza last night BUT THAT WOULDN'T HAVE HELPED MY ARGUMENT YOU ADONIS OF MEN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayls Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 (edited) 19 hours ago, BOF said: Guys, guys, the real answer is no-one eats a Twix anymore. Have you not tried using a twix as a straw? Bite both ends off, grab a glass of milk, suck away. Beautiful Edited January 24, 2019 by Tayls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post blandy Posted January 24, 2019 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted January 24, 2019 On 22/01/2019 at 18:19, GREAT_BEARD_OF_ZEUS said: Oh and Dyson hand dryers. Over-engineering of the highest level!! I get that there was the need for something better than the older generation of dryers which had about as much power as a cat's fart, but there was nothing fundamentally wrong with the design! But oh-no, Dyson had to completely revolutionise them just to appear clever didn't they!?... Also those urinals they make are terrible. I wee'd in one and it just sprayed wee everywhere and blew cold air on my chap. They should be removed from toilets forthwith! 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 24, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Tayls said: Have you not tried using a twix as a straw? Bite both ends off, grab a glass of milk, suck away. Beautiful Stevo's Head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted January 24, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 24, 2019 18 hours ago, Xela said: People making a big deal about doing 'Dry January' If it really is that difficult not to drink then you should see someone. Yes - a publican. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 24, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted January 24, 2019 30 minutes ago, BOF said: That's 2 bad analogies on consecutive days there Stevo. He's on about a sandwich. You've ordered about 7,000 calories in your alternative scenario *I don't agree with him on the spread discussion btw Jeeze, taking me seriously. That's a bit like reading the paper and then cutting your head off isn't it? Or... or.... It's a bit like buying a breakfast sandwich and then eating a teabag! or... a bit like getting a BLT and rubbing it on your balls and letting your dog lick it off 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 24, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 24, 2019 Hey, if the dog licks it, it's consensual. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 20 hours ago, Xela said: People making a big deal about doing 'Dry January' If it really is that difficult not to drink then you should see someone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wilko154 Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 On 22/01/2019 at 16:17, NurembergVillan said: I mean, it really couldn't easily have been his brother. Unless his brother flew back from New York in a single-engined light aircraft. Which is probably illegal. Probably not for this thread or this time with what has happened this week, but I ended up looking into this and found the below article. It's actually pretty mental stuff, these guy's are nuts. Quote The pilots who risk their lives flying tiny planes over the Atlantic Ferry flying is a lucrative but high-risk industry. Elite pilots deliver small planes across oceans and continents - distances these aircraft were not designed to fly. Flying alone across the Atlantic Ocean in a tiny, single-engine plane at low altitudes, sometimes in extreme weather conditions, is not for the faint-hearted. Things can and do go wrong. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-34484972 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 3 hours ago, bickster said: Stevo's Head fixed 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 24, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted January 24, 2019 3 hours ago, bickster said: Stevo's Head Using a chocolate bar as a straw is a delicacy I indulge in regularly actually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 24, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Stevo985 said: Using a chocolate bar as a straw is a delicacy I indulge in regularly actually I'd prefer it if you kept your BBC fantasies to yourself thank-you 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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