StefanAVFC Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 When I was in uni, I'd spent ages struggling to write a 1,500 word essay. Today I wrote a 1,500 word escalation about one of my colleagues. It pisses me off that she's that much of a nightmare that I had to waste 1,500 words on her. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Kasabian, dreadful band 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfielder Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 4 minutes ago, Jimzk5 said: Kasabian, dreadful band I'm going to double down. I don't care for them but read an article a moment ago from a new article on BBC homepage... I'll combine your post and link it to a post I made on this thread about usage of "like". This is 'Serge's very first paragraph in the article... "Just a couple of days ago, I was like, 'I've changed one thing,' and they were like, 'You can't'. And I was like, 'Can you please make this happen because I need it,' and they said, 'OK'. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-39489511 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 7 hours ago, Tegis said: Well, she does have a public LinkedIn photo......... https://imgur.com/a/oKE36 I would also like to express my sympathies in this dark time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 14 minutes ago, Midfielder said: I'm going to double down. I don't care for them but read an article a moment ago from a new article on BBC homepage... I'll combine your post and link it to a post I made on this thread about usage of "like". This is 'Serge's very first paragraph in the article... "Just a couple of days ago, I was like, 'I've changed one thing,' and they were like, 'You can't'. And I was like, 'Can you please make this happen because I need it,' and they said, 'OK'. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-39489511 Heard him on the radio earlier saying they are "saving guitar music" with their music, a band so far up its own arse it's unbelievable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 26 minutes ago, Jimzk5 said: Kasabian, dreadful band I did really like a lot of their first three albums but what I've heard from the last three has been painful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 5, 2017 Moderator Share Posted May 5, 2017 They were on the Premier League show yesterday and one of them (quick google : Tom Meighan) seemed, how shall I put this, as if he was not quite naturally aspirated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Just had a shit in the toilet in this boozer and I can't get out. The door won't open and I can't climb over. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfielder Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 (edited) 21 minutes ago, Jimzk5 said: Heard him on the radio earlier saying they are "saving guitar music" with their music, a band so far up its own arse it's unbelievable He probably means LIKE when you LIKE go to save a spider that's LIKE stuck and can't climb out of the bath, that despite your best intentions, you LIKE, accidentally kill the poor bugger by knocking a full bottle of shampoo off with your elbow onto his , LIKE head. LIKE kasabian it is mission failed. Edited May 5, 2017 by Midfielder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfielder Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Rugeley Villa said: Just had a shit in the toilet in this boozer and I can't get out. The door won't open and I can't climb over. That's a full scale man-emergency, as everyone knows you've had a number two, with the delay they're probably thinking you're cracking off a number three too. No talking allowed in the bogs mate you're gonna have to break the lock or kick out the door somehow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 I don't mind kasabian, don't go anywhere near their interviews and there's a hell of a lot of filler on their albums but they are brilliant live, all that arrogance and bravado spilling out, he's obviously no Liam Gallagher but he's definitely a proper frontman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post JB Posted May 5, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted May 5, 2017 Just saw some rough-looking prick in a new BMW drive through a zebra crossing - when people were actually crossing! He looked incredulous when I happened to pull up beside him at the next set of lights and told him what a **** word removed he was. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted May 5, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted May 5, 2017 I want my rock stars to act like rock stars. Shagging groupies, chinning reporters and driving cars into swimming pools. Not promoting fairtrade coffee and building wells in Africa. Leave that to the comedians. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 12 hours ago, Jimzk5 said: Middle aged men with mod haircuts infact anyone with mod haircuts Never go out in Manchester. 77% of men have a Weller/Brown/Gallagher cut. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 42 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: Just had a shit in the toilet in this boozer and I can't get out. The door won't open and I can't climb over. Pray for Ruge x 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 (edited) Birmingham Mail website What a word removed wank clearing in the woods website. **** off trying to autoload videos of rocket polishers giving their opinion on shit. Edited May 5, 2017 by Xela 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted May 5, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted May 5, 2017 6 minutes ago, Xela said: Birmingham Mail website What a word removed wank clearing in the woods website. **** off trying to autoload videos of rocket polishers giving their opinion on shit. I refuse to go on their site, it's **** horrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 They've also gone clickbaiting mad on social media "This villa star won't be playing this weekend after being caught in a night club at 2am..." Click story, 18 year old from the youth team who's never made a first team appearance **** off 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 They do a few decent articles on 'What's On' covering restaurants/pubs/bars etc, which is quite handy and the main reason why I look on there. The app is better and less of a ballache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 39 minutes ago, JB said: Just saw some rough-looking prick in a new BMW drive through a zebra crossing - when people were actually crossing! He looked incredulous when I happened to pull up beside him at the next set of lights and told him what a **** word removed he was. Similar thing happened to me last week, I was crossing over at a pedestrian crossing when suddenly the geezer just starting driving through a red light and missed me by inches. Scared the living shite out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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