snowychap Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Pics or, surely? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 I no rite! I was tempted to shout that down the stairs thinking "VT will love this", but then thought she might not take me serial when I call her a word removed tomorrow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 As if you didn't just casually walk through the living room in your Banana Man pajamas with your cereal bowl and tap one of them on the arse on your way past. Wasted opportunities piss me off. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 15 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: As if you didn't just casually walk through the living room in your Banana Man pajamas with your cereal bowl and tap one of them on the arse on your way past. Wasted opportunities piss me off. Mumbling "DHUTWU" with Cheerios and milk dribbling out of my mouth. Hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Started reading that post assuming you lived with another bloke and he'd brought 2 women back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 3 minutes ago, villa4europe said: Started reading that post assuming you lived with another bloke and he'd brought 2 women back... Maybe it's misogynistic to say this but if I lived with a male I'm sure we'd be matey enough by now that he'd just say and ask if it was cool. All joking aside that's the worst thing. We get on well, we're pretty matey. She messaged me 3/4 times mentioning that she was bringing a guy home. A guy, not an orgy. I hate being lied to and manipulated. I sent her a strongly worded txt this morning mentioning all this and you know what she focused on? Waking me up. Like that was the problem. **** div. I can't live with somebody I can't trust eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 9 hours ago, dont_do_it_doug. said: My housemate having a threesome in the living room, a loud three hour one, on a Tuesday night. I've no issue with threesomes per-se, but the **** were noisy and my room is right above the living room. And I wanted to nip down for some Cheerios but I felt violated, like there was some kind of kinky home invasion going on only hitting them with a big stick wouldn't have been appropriate. Though I'm sure I heard a whip at one stage, so perhaps I'm wrong on that... I've lived with her for 18 months and we get on pretty well. Never had an issue with her bringing blokes home, as long as it's not every night as this is my home after all and I ain't running a knocking shop. So when she txt to say she was bringing her date home I said sound, no drama. She knows if she had said "I'm having an orgy tonight in the living room, that ok" I'd have said bollocks, there's three of you, £30 each for a travelodge. I'm 32 years old for **** sake. She's 37. Surely by this age we're supposed to be a bit more respectful of each others personal space? If there's jizz on man chair I'm going to be so annoyed. Could you not have joined in? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Dr_Pangloss said: Could you not have joined in? Nah she's not for me. Neither is touching balls with another bloke. I'm pretty open sexually but I draw the line at bollocks 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 7 minutes ago, dont_do_it_doug. said: Nah she's not for me. Neither is touching balls with another bloke. I'm pretty open sexually but I draw the line at bollocks Oh, it was an MMF and not an FFM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 3, 2016 Moderator Share Posted August 3, 2016 Just now, Dr_Pangloss said: Oh, it was an MMF and not an FFM FWIW. Both of those recipes contain bollocks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 (edited) Ah, the devil's threesome. Screw the page break. Edited August 3, 2016 by StefanAVFC 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 At least people will stop asking what Rugely is up to for a few days now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 3, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted August 3, 2016 14 hours ago, brommy said: Can you take a half day of annual leave and book a few viewings to pick the best one? Seems worth it for such an important decision. Nope. Just started a new job and already using more than the leave I've been given to take the holidays I have booked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 You'll be glad to know, I'm sure, that my man chair looks relatively jizz free. I have my pillows in a certain way too and they seem untouched. Relief... All round... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted August 3, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted August 3, 2016 Over the last few days I've started to get really itchy blotches on my skin. The last time I had anything like this I was a kid and we had a dog that somehow managed to bring some fleas in the house. I don't have any pets and I don't really go in the garden much, so I'm at a loss as to what this is. Except a colleague recently mentioned having something similar. And they have a cat. And I've had to work fairly closely with them recently. I've not actually seen any fleas and the problem seems confined to one room (it largely stops if I'm not in that room and I just have to deal with the resulting itching and small bumps on my skin, but it irritates me that a) I can't prove what's causing it, that my suspicion is it isn't something I can blame myself for, c)if it is my colleague's fault, that I can't bring it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 3 minutes ago, Chindie said: Over the last few days I've started to get really itchy blotches on my skin. The last time I had anything like this I was a kid and we had a dog that somehow managed to bring some fleas in the house. I don't have any pets and I don't really go in the garden much, so I'm at a loss as to what this is. Except a colleague recently mentioned having something similar. And they have a cat. And I've had to work fairly closely with them recently. I've not actually seen any fleas and the problem seems confined to one room (it largely stops if I'm not in that room and I just have to deal with the resulting itching and small bumps on my skin, but it irritates me that a) I can't prove what's causing it, that my suspicion is it isn't something I can blame myself for, c)if it is my colleague's fault, that I can't bring it up. Sorry pal but it sounds like AIDS. We will name the comic book thread after you. Promise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 (edited) Trying to get a PAC code from Three, its been five days so far and I will get it within the next 48 hours. Ofcom say it should be within 2 hours. Edited August 3, 2016 by Seat68 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted August 3, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted August 3, 2016 Canc-aids was my diagnosis tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Chindie said: Canc-aids was my diagnosis tbf. I think you can get that from bumming cats. How well do you know this colleague? I'd suggest the RSPCA need a-calling. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 26 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: Nope. Just started a new job and already using more than the leave I've been given to take the holidays I have booked. On the positive side, you have lots of holidays to look forward to, especially if you are already using more than the leave you have been given as I assume you have at least the minimum 20 days. If you don't have leave left, your choices seem to be to ask for a couple of hours off to be made up flexi style, or ask for a couple of hours unpaid leave. Most decent employers should be able to accommodate a couple of hours for something as important as house hunting, especially as it's something that is typically restricted to day business hours, as you've found out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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