Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 22 hours ago, Stevo985 said: Three Peaks Challenge ending today. New job starting tomorrow. I'm absolutely shattered and my legs won't be working by the morning! How were the legs / job ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 1, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted August 1, 2016 On 29/07/2016 at 15:35, Morley_crosses_to_Withe said: I was thinking about how to make drying myself more enjoyable. I would suggest lying in the sun at a 5 star hotel in some exotic part of the world. I would think that would be a enjoyable drying experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 1, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted August 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said: How were the legs / job ? Legs were ok. Calves a bit tight but other than that and a tweak in the back it was all good. Could hardly move when I got up but soon loosened up. Job was fine. First day so didn't really do much apart from meet people. Had an induction this morning though. Death by powerpoint. I was falling asleep after 10 minutes and it was 4 hours long. I deserve a **** medal for not dropping off there! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted August 1, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted August 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Stevo985 said: Death by powerpoint. Stealing that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 magic the gathering im addicted plz help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 2, 2016 Moderator Share Posted August 2, 2016 People who schedule conference calls for 1pm. I don't care how busy you are. That should be illegal. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 1 hour ago, BOF said: People who schedule conference calls for 1pm. I don't care how busy you are. That should be illegal. Next time it happens, make a point of eating your lunch on the call. Be sure to munch and chomp on your sarnies as loud as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 "Well I suggest you don't book the conference call for 10am next time, this is when I always poo." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 2, 2016 Moderator Share Posted August 2, 2016 16 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: "Well I suggest you don't book the conference call for 10am next time, this is when I always poo." "Doesn't take long though. It's more of a horse's sneeze". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 2, 2016 Moderator Share Posted August 2, 2016 I'm sorry Sky, but whose specific club page is this again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexbelowsound Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 (edited) Apparently Estate Agents don't actually need to check your references for your finances if they don't want to. Anyone letting out their property beware. They do not bother to do thorough checks on renters like myself but still expect people to pay. Oh, and a letter to tell me that I owe them money will be sent out which costs £50. I expect it on gold leaf! Edited August 2, 2016 by sexbelowsound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 36 minutes ago, sexbelowsound said: Apparently Estate Agents don't actually need to check your references for your finances if they don't want to. Anyone letting out their property beware. They do not bother to do thorough checks on renters like myself but still expect people to pay. Oh, and a letter to tell me that I owe them money will be sent out which costs £50. I expect it on gold leaf! While we're on the subject. Estate agents' admin fees. A licence to print money. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexbelowsound Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Just now, dAVe80 said: While we're on the subject. Estate agents' admin fees. A licence to print money. £600 for two people David Keye charge. Carefully worded as £300 per tenancy and then in the small print "Any additional tenants £300" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 they seem to do the same thing for every club. What an awful website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 2, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted August 2, 2016 Oh, I have an estate agent one. I can join in. Currently looking for a house to rent, as mentioned in other threads. Found an amazing one in Sutton Coldfield last week. Spotted it the morning it appeared on Rightmove. Phoned them up immediately. COnversation went something like this. "I'm interested in viewing one of your properties blah blah blah" "Ok, we can fit you in tomorrow (Thursday) morning. Does that work for you?" "Well, no. My partner and I both work during the day. Can we view it in the evening? Or the weekend?" "No, sorry. We only do weekday daytime viewings for all of our rental properties" "Riiiiight. So what do people like us who work during the day do?" "I don't know. Our properties are popular enough that we can just do daytime viewings" "So you can't show us this property in the evening even though we are very interested and will probably sign a contract on the spot if we like it in the flesh?" "Yes that's correct. We can't keep going backwards and forwards to a property if it's popular because it would be too many visits" What the ****? Firstly, of course you can keep going backward and forwards to a property. That's what happens when a house is on the market! Secondly, the house was empty, so it's not like it would annoy anyone! Thirdly, how the **** are we meant to find a house if that's how it works?! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Mob mentality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Stevo985 said: Oh, I have an estate agent one. I can join in. Currently looking for a house to rent, as mentioned in other threads. Found an amazing one in Sutton Coldfield last week. Spotted it the morning it appeared on Rightmove. Phoned them up immediately. COnversation went something like this. "I'm interested in viewing one of your properties blah blah blah" "Ok, we can fit you in tomorrow (Thursday) morning. Does that work for you?" "Well, no. My partner and I both work during the day. Can we view it in the evening? Or the weekend?" "No, sorry. We only do weekday daytime viewings for all of our rental properties" "Riiiiight. So what do people like us who work during the day do?" "I don't know. Our properties are popular enough that we can just do daytime viewings" "So you can't show us this property in the evening even though we are very interested and will probably sign a contract on the spot if we like it in the flesh?" "Yes that's correct. We can't keep going backwards and forwards to a property if it's popular because it would be too many visits" What the ****? Firstly, of course you can keep going backward and forwards to a property. That's what happens when a house is on the market! Secondly, the house was empty, so it's not like it would annoy anyone! Thirdly, how the **** are we meant to find a house if that's how it works?! Can you take a half day of annual leave and book a few viewings to pick the best one? Seems worth it for such an important decision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Girls who wanna check your phone, my last gf said that as long as iam togheter with her my phone is not an Iphone, it's a wephone.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 5 hours ago, sexbelowsound said: £600 for two people David Keye charge. Nikki's husband ought to be expensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 (edited) My housemate having a threesome in the living room, a loud three hour one, on a Tuesday night. I've no issue with threesomes per-se, but the **** were noisy and my room is right above the living room. And I wanted to nip down for some Cheerios but I felt violated, like there was some kind of kinky home invasion going on only hitting them with a big stick wouldn't have been appropriate. Though I'm sure I heard a whip at one stage, so perhaps I'm wrong on that... I've lived with her for 18 months and we get on pretty well. Never had an issue with her bringing blokes home, as long as it's not every night as this is my home after all and I ain't running a knocking shop. So when she txt to say she was bringing her date home I said sound, no drama. She knows if she had said "I'm having an orgy tonight in the living room, that ok" I'd have said bollocks, there's three of you, £30 each for a travelodge. I'm 32 years old for **** sake. She's 37. Surely by this age we're supposed to be a bit more respectful of each others personal space? If there's jizz on man chair I'm going to be so annoyed. Edited August 3, 2016 by dont_do_it_doug. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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