Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 30 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: I spend 10 minutes just rubbing my balls with the towel because it feels nice. By this point my whole body is dry #paddywhackstips Can you just get pants made of towel material so you can extend this ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 (edited) They're less concerned about the business, generally have other priorities, don't understand the way that the business works, probably underpaid and feel undervalued, and it almost always leads to worse business satisfaction with the IT services teams, often costs a **** load more in the long run, too...but at least some word removed got a big bonus for initially saving the company money, before he **** off to another company shortly before the whole thing implodes and the company brings it all back in house. Of course by the time they've decided it was a mistake, they've lost all of their in house expertise, and end up paying over the odds for people who still don't know the business very well. A few years later, the in house support will all be up to full speed, and things will be going pretty well, until another word removed comes along, with plans to save the company money, to fulfill his dreams of his own yacht. I've seen this dance a few times. Edited July 29, 2016 by Davkaus 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 29, 2016 Moderator Share Posted July 29, 2016 14 minutes ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said: Can you just get pants made of towel material so you can extend this ? Like a re-useable nappy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 15 minutes ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said: Can you just get pants made of towel material so you can extend this ? Possibly, but I'd still have to get my hands down there too, which you're not allowed to do in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 (edited) 1 minute ago, BOF said: Like a re-useable nappy? Hmm, this is starting to sound quite appealing. Edited July 29, 2016 by Paddywhack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 29, 2016 Moderator Share Posted July 29, 2016 Just now, Paddywhack said: Hmm, this is starting to sound quite appealing. Great. Now I just searched for 'adult nappy party' on my work computer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Paddywhack said: I spend 10 minutes just rubbing my balls with the towel because it feels nice. By this point my whole body is dry #paddywhackstips I was thinking about how to make drying myself more enjoyable. I considered using the time to do press ups or practice some dance moves. Then I realised I might get sweaty thus defeating the object of having a shower. I think I'll just play with my balls for ten minutes instead then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 You can't beat the cool breeze of a hairdryer on your nads 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V01 Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Glad I'm not the only one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 2 hours ago, Paddywhack said: Possibly, but I'd still have to get my hands down there too, which you're not allowed to do in public. The old, holes in your pockets trick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 I was having a dump at work today and I remember thinking I had at least 3 things to put in this thread. Now, I can't remember Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 29, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted July 29, 2016 Can I just point out that I am over 60, snd not a racist bigot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 The phrase "white privilege". I'm sorry but if you use that phase as a basis (or even proof) for an argument then you are a total, higher order, **** retard. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Charlie? Yeah? Let's check our credit scores. WHATYOUWANNACHECKIT?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 21 hours ago, mjmooney said: Can I just point out that I am over 60, snd not a racist bigot? no soz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 That EE advert with Kevin Bacon and Rio Ferdinand. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 On 30/07/2016 at 11:17, Dr_Pangloss said: The phrase "white privilege". I'm sorry but if you use that phase as a basis (or even proof) for an argument then you are a total, higher order, **** retard. You could also add "trigger warnings", "safe spaces" and any other extreme SJW-isms into that. It doesn't piss me off as such, more makes me feel sorry for people who believe that shit. They'll never amount to anything in life carrying on with that train of thought. Their 'gender studies' degree is worthless. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Morrisons have started putting tiny plastic forks in their fruit pots, instead of sporks. This is better for stabbing, but makes scooping near on impossible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Stevo985 Posted July 31, 2016 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted July 31, 2016 Three Peaks Challenge ending today. New job starting tomorrow. I'm absolutely shattered and my legs won't be working by the morning! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 20 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: Three Peaks Challenge ending today. New job starting tomorrow. I'm absolutely shattered and my legs won't be working by the morning! Well done and good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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