Baselayers Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 When sales people try and chat you up. I'm not more likely to buy from you because you insincerely complimented me. I've just come from a meeting where when a guy got my business card he said 'Ahhh 'Laura'... That just proves my theory that everyone called Laura is attractive.' Do one. What a bellend 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frobisher Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 If it's hard, it's hard for everyone. So keep calm and make sure you answer everything. Don't rush. And don't give up halfway through because it's tough. Thanks. Sound advice. I think it is the keeping calm bit that is the most essential. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Re: the kids chatter. It gets worse in a school. All you talk about is how annoying other people's kids are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I think all kids should be exterminated, and the older folk just left to slowly expire until we as a species no longer exist. My god I'm in a real bad **** mood today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I think all kids should be exterminated, and the older folk just left to slowly expire until we as a species no longer exist. My god I'm in a real bad **** mood today. As a species we definitely deserve exterminating. Not yet though I haven't finished Assassins Creed 4. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 People who "Reply All" to emails when there's absolutely no need yeah, when someone's thanking someone else and decide to copy me in. Piss off!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Estate agents, gave them £180 to do a 'financial check', 2 days later they phone to tell me because im self employed I need to give them a form from the inland revenue to prove I don't owe any tax, so I've paid £180 and I've got to do the work? Then, they phone me to tell me we need a guarantor, or pay them another £180 for them to do a finance check on my missus we only put me down on the paperwork as they said because I earn over £15,000 they wouldn't need to check both of us so we sort a guarantor, sign all the paperwork, and ask if we can have the keys on the Friday, ready to move on Saturday, wait 3 days for a confirmation call, end up phoning them back, to be told they are yet to ask the landlord if we can have the keys they day before Absolute **** bastards the lot of em 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 people who have kids or people who generally are tollerable towards kids **** hell some bint has come back off maternity leave and I swear to god the whole **** office is dominated with talk of babies. That isn't my main rant but its **** annoying anyway I my main rant is people who chat absolute shite about films and books, this bird that has just come back is talking to everyone about 'True Blood' and everyone is **** hooked on the coversation and one of the other brainless cum buckets has just said 'oohhh Amy you know so much about films and books your a proper geek' to which she replied 'Oh I know I'll watch or read anything' At this I looked up and said 'so what's your favourite story by Edgar Allen Poe' she looked at me with a blank look on her face and said 'I don't know who he is...I ONLY READ BOOKS ABOUT VAMPIRES' Well somehow I managed to restrain myself and didn't leap up onto the desk and volley her in her jaw although it was rather tempting then she proceded to talk about how Dallas Buyers Club was '**** terrible' and how she will stick to watching True Blood from now on Now I don't want to come across all snobby here but surely the girl must have recieved a frontal lobe lobotamy at some point in her **** existence on this planet, I am sure that the only reason she is alive is to produce baby after baby and to irritate the **** out of me, **** clearing in the woods, worst thing is that she is sitting directly opposite me all **** day, I'm going to actually have to get my head down and do some work just to avoid listening to her inane ramblings, I would prefer to listen to Paul Lambert reading war and peace than putting up with the shit I have had to endure already this morning and I've only been in work for 1/2 hour Leemond, I roared with laughter when i read the bolded bit,. I may well have ROFL'd but was having a poo at the time and it would have got as messy as one of Voiny's sexual fantasies. Well done for making my day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 (edited) Shit takeaways. I've had yet another extra long day at work, as a treat I'll grab something on my way home. I'd have been better off with plan a - the packet of supernoodles in my cupboard. If I need to season a chow mein, you're doing it wrong... Edited February 12, 2014 by AVFCLaura 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 It scares me that when you have kids they literally become all you are capable of thinking or talking about. Puts me right off. Yep, Plenty of people like that. Mainly women. They seem to cease to exist as an individual once they become a mother. Don't get me wrong, i don't mind kids but i'm not interested in talking about them. Birds that refer to themselves as 'Princess' The **** clearing in the woods of a bird that is now sitting opposite me has just said 'yeah he bought me a 3D TV because...you know..what Princess wants, Princess gets' with a smug grin on her face you are not A **** PRINCESS you are a little trol bitch whore you are 27 years old you are not a 7 year old girl playing make believe grow up and start acting your **** age you cretinous swine. You're in a cracking mood today! I agree though. 'Princess on Board' stickers in cars. Sorry love, you look like Roland from Grange Hill, you moon faced pig. Oh! I remembered. People who say 'socialising' is their hobby. **** off and die. Standard CV filler! Along with 'travelling' and 'music/film' as interests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 It's worse when your local chippy is shit. Mine is possibly the worst chippy in England. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 (edited) What pisses me off is how much I spend on food. I've eaten out 3 times today (breakfast, lunch and dinner). No wonder i'm overdrawn! Edited February 12, 2014 by Xela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Food and petrol kill my bank account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Food and petrol kill my bank account. Petrol was killing me as well. Was spending £250pm on fuel to get to work and back (Four Oaks to Five Ways) plus weekend driving. Didn't help it is a 3 litre engine. On the train now and costs £80pm so that's something saved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Food and petrol kill my bank account. Not working at a school in Lichfield then I take it? Scotch Orchard rocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 12, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 12, 2014 Food and petrol kill my bank account. Petrol was killing me as well. Was spending £250pm on fuel to get to work and back (Four Oaks to Five Ways) plus weekend driving. Didn't help it is a 3 litre engine. On the train now and costs £80pm so that's something saved.if I worked in the centre of brum I could take about a 3 grand pay cut and be no worse off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 (edited) Food and petrol kill my bank account. Not working at a school in Lichfield then I take it? Scotch Orchard rocks! One right by Villa Park at the moment. 2 hour round commute because of the traffic. Bloody annoying. Edited February 12, 2014 by StefanAVFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MessiWillSignForVilla Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 My **** housemates All three are dicks. One of them constantly uses my toothpaste and keeps moving it around the bathroom, I don't know which one does it though, not a big issue but just the tip of the iceberg. One of the others is a complete pig, uses my plates and dishes, never washes up (to the point that there'll be no cutlery left, a pile of plates - usually caked with week old food, sometimes going mouldy - next to the washing up bowl, never cleans up after himself and generally leaves a disgusting mess wherever he goes in the house. Two of them are local and are mates from school too, so they constantly have about 5 people round who steal peoples food cause even more mess and are normally up until about 2-3 getting overly excited playing FIFA. Those two are also smokers (normal and weed) so there are hundreds of fag ends in the "garden" and the house constantly smells of weed whenever their mates come around. The other is almost the complete opposite in terms of cleanliness, and he **** whines about it too. The tiniest mess (i.e. a pan or two soaking in a washing up bowl, or a plate that hasn't been put away straight away after washing) and throws a hissy, claims it's "**** disgusting" and doesn't shut up about it. And yes I see the contradiction/irony of this complaint, but my idea of what is disgusting is the right one . He's very much apart of the Lad culture too, which makes him a bellend on it's own. Worst of all he's on my course too but he never goes so the majority of our conversations tend to be "Did you got to lectures today? Oh right, I didn't, I couldn't be arsed ha! What was it like?" He also leaves notes around the house when he's not happy saying stuff like "I cleaned the bathroom 2 weeks ago, no one has since and it's **** disgusting!" instead of actually asking people to do that stuff. I've not had great experiences sharing a house with people. I think I'm just gonna move into a house on my own next year, it's not worth the hassle. /rant 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chappy Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 I've not had great experiences sharing a house with people. I think I'm just gonna move into a house on my own next year, it's not worth the hassle. /rant How did you meet these housemates? Did they already live in the house or did you choose to live with them?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 My **** housemates All three are dicks. One of them constantly uses my toothpaste and keeps moving it around the bathroom, I don't know which one does it though, not a big issue but just the tip of the iceberg. One of the others is a complete pig, uses my plates and dishes, never washes up (to the point that there'll be no cutlery left, a pile of plates - usually caked with week old food, sometimes going mouldy - next to the washing up bowl, never cleans up after himself and generally leaves a disgusting mess wherever he goes in the house. Two of them are local and are mates from school too, so they constantly have about 5 people round who steal peoples food cause even more mess and are normally up until about 2-3 getting overly excited playing FIFA. Those two are also smokers (normal and weed) so there are hundreds of fag ends in the "garden" and the house constantly smells of weed whenever their mates come around. The other is almost the complete opposite in terms of cleanliness, and he **** whines about it too. The tiniest mess (i.e. a pan or two soaking in a washing up bowl, or a plate that hasn't been put away straight away after washing) and throws a hissy, claims it's "**** disgusting" and doesn't shut up about it. And yes I see the contradiction/irony of this complaint, but my idea of what is disgusting is the right one . He's very much apart of the Lad culture too, which makes him a bellend on it's own. Worst of all he's on my course too but he never goes so the majority of our conversations tend to be "Did you got to lectures today? Oh right, I didn't, I couldn't be arsed ha! What was it like?" He also leaves notes around the house when he's not happy saying stuff like "I cleaned the bathroom 2 weeks ago, no one has since and it's **** disgusting!" instead of actually asking people to do that stuff. I've not had great experiences sharing a house with people. I think I'm just gonna move into a house on my own next year, it's not worth the hassle. /rant You need to move out. Or douse them with petrol and strike a match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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