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Huge, massive fat woman in my office complaining about her bad back and how physio isn't working.

 

"I don't know what else to do"

 

Try shedding a dozen stone. That might help.

 

Please tell her that. 

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The amazon kindle assist adverts

"hey, I want to set the usage limits so my neice doesn't spend all day on the kindle"

The answer should be

Read the **** instruction manual then you moron.

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The amazon kindle assist adverts

"hey, I want to set the usage limits so my neice doesn't spend all day on the kindle"

The answer should be

Read the **** instruction manual then you moron.

Has anyone in the world ever actually read an instruction manual ?

 

the mere acknowledgement of them , like  stopping and asking for directions is a slight on ones manliness surely ?

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The amazon kindle assist adverts

"hey, I want to set the usage limits so my neice doesn't spend all day on the kindle"

The answer should be

Read the **** instruction manual then you moron.

 

That Mayday button or whatever it's called is just asking for trouble.  Hope the customer service staff are trained to deal with seeing multiple phallus's per day.

 

Sometimes with sunglasses on.

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Has anyone in the world ever actually read an instruction manual ?

 

the mere acknowledgement of them , like  stopping and asking for directions is a slight on ones manliness surely ?

 

 

Manuals should only be consulted as a last resort.

 

This is why I'm not bothering to write one for my time machine.

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The people being failed under David Cameron's cost of living crisis!

 

They'd be eating Farm Foods 24 Frozen Bangers for 10p though, wouldn't they?

 

 

Is that a thing?

 

 

I don't know. If there is, they probably cost more 10p. 

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