Xela Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Huge, massive fat woman in my office complaining about her bad back and how physio isn't working. "I don't know what else to do" Try shedding a dozen stone. That might help. Please tell her that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoony Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Aisling Bea is quite funny. Sandy Toksvig is worse than genital mutilation. WOULD. And there ends my contribution to this debate about sexism in comedy. As you were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 The amazon kindle assist adverts "hey, I want to set the usage limits so my neice doesn't spend all day on the kindle" The answer should be Read the **** instruction manual then you moron. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 The amazon kindle assist adverts "hey, I want to set the usage limits so my neice doesn't spend all day on the kindle" The answer should be Read the **** instruction manual then you moron. Has anyone in the world ever actually read an instruction manual ? the mere acknowledgement of them , like stopping and asking for directions is a slight on ones manliness surely ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Manuals should only be consulted as a last resort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 The amazon kindle assist adverts "hey, I want to set the usage limits so my neice doesn't spend all day on the kindle" The answer should be Read the **** instruction manual then you moron. That Mayday button or whatever it's called is just asking for trouble. Hope the customer service staff are trained to deal with seeing multiple phallus's per day. Sometimes with sunglasses on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Has anyone in the world ever actually read an instruction manual ? the mere acknowledgement of them , like stopping and asking for directions is a slight on ones manliness surely ? Manuals should only be consulted as a last resort. This is why I'm not bothering to write one for my time machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Posh sausages, that only give you six in a packet. They should be sold in multiples of 4 dagnam it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Posh sausages, that only give you six in a packet. They should be sold in multiples of 4 dagnam it! 4 x 1.5 = 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Posh sausages, that only give you six in a packet. They should be sold in multiples of 4 dagnam it! 4 x 1.5 = 6 Who cooks 0.5 of a sausage though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 The people being failed under David Cameron's cost of living crisis! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 On food pack sizes - blueberries, you need 80g to count as one of hour 5 a day, yet they come in 150g or 200g packs, surely they should be in multiples of 80? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 The people being failed under David Cameron's cost of living crisis! They'd be eating Farm Foods 24 Frozen Bangers for 10p though, wouldn't they? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 The people being failed under David Cameron's cost of living crisis! They'd be eating Farm Foods 24 Frozen Bangers for 10p though, wouldn't they? Is that a thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 The people being failed under David Cameron's cost of living crisis! They'd be eating Farm Foods 24 Frozen Bangers for 10p though, wouldn't they? Is that a thing? I don't know. If there is, they probably cost more 10p. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Did you know they call them bangers because they can't legally call them sausages? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Did you know they call them bangers because they can't legally call them sausages? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwJL-oIfbkY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Sausages are horrid, horrid things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Posting for effect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 Sausages are horrid, horrid things. Explain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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