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Some of you are so stupid, it makes you real life borderline special. I was making a point... My posts merely reflected what I've seen day in, day out, since I came back. I wanted to show you all exactly how it looks and how droll it is. It's just pointless, miserable, moaning, whinging, negative, boring tatt. I started a thread tonight and instead of the people who were interested in the subject commenting, it was just spammed with pointless waste of internet space. Is that fun? If so, wow. I'm all for a piss take and some banter, in fact I live for it. But that's not what it is. It's not smart enough. And the classic retort is that I'm on my period? Quality banter guys... <Sarcasm>

Shit song.

Dreams are pathetic.

Yep.

Moaners.

Does anyone care?

Total and utter shite.

Boring.

Documentaries have too many facts and not enough pictures.

Do people still pay attention to all these spin doctor bastards?

Cooking is for people with way too much time on their hands.

TV is bollocks.

Running is about as much fun as pouring acetone into a very deep papercut.

I don't go to the gym. Self congratulatory wank.

Formula One? Nah, lame.

Do people really still listen to songs? Wank.

See my earlier post. Cheers.

Facebook have bought WhatsApp for $16bn. Wowzers.

Bastimental was brilliant.

Here's a good idea. If you're not interested in a thread, don't write in it. Oh and here's another blinder, make some threads about things you ARE interested in so this forum can be full of things other than negative drones. Otherwise, well, it's just not fun is it? Cheers.

It's like trying to get Victor Meldrew to give a jolly dance with you lot. Miserable bastards.

I'm a little late to the party, but congratulations on your retirement. I don't normally remember by dreams, but very occasionally I do dream about The Rock and it makes me a very happy Laura.

Happy Wednesday! It's the Live Brit Awards tonight, it starts at 8pm on ITV1 and it's hosted (somehow) again by James Corden. So for you lovely* people, here is the rundown of the awards and nominees: Best British Male Solo Artist: David Bowie Jake Bugg John Newman Tom Odell Best British Female Solo Artist: Birdy Ellie Goulding Jessie J Laura Marling Laura Mvula Best British Group: Arctic Monkeys Bastille Disclosure One Direction Rudimental Best British Breakthrough Act: Bastille Disclosure Laura Mvula London Grammar Tom Odell Best British Single: Bastille - Pompeii Calvin Harris and Ellie Goulding - Need Your Love Disclosure ft. Aluna George - White Noise Ellie Goulding - Burn John Newman - Love Me Again Naughty Boy - La La La Olly Murs - Dear Darlin' One Direction - One Way or Another Passenger - Let Her Go Rudimental - Waiting All Night Mastercard British Album of the Year: Arctic Monkeys Bastille David Bowie Disclosure Rudimental Best International Male: Bruno Mars Drake Eminem John Grant Justin Timberlake Best International Female: Janelle Monae Katy Perry Lady Gaga Lorde Pink Best International Group: Arcade Fire Daft Punk Haim Kings of Leon Macklemore and Ryan Lewis And Performing tonight are: Artic Monkeys Bastille Bruno Mars Disclosure Ellie Goulding Katy Perry Lorde Pharrell Williams Rudimental *midly annoying

Hahaahaha, spat my tea out. They left last week but I've been storing things that piss me off up.

People typing sight instead of site. Baby bores on Facebook. A certain store that asks me at the till if I want to donate a pound to charity. Kate Thornton. When people throw their toys out of the pram. Anything to do with Elvis Presley. Too many bits in my orange juice. Not enough bits in my orange juice.