Stevo985 Posted February 13, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 13, 2014 Websites that give you a pop up asking you to rate the website the moment you arrive. I posted the very same thing in here not so long ago. Makes literally no sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 This does and probably should piss me off so not sure if this is the appropriate thread... I'm not sleeping well at the minute, which is always a bummer. But on top of that once or twice a week I wake up with this weird feeling, like my blood hurts. Like a mild poisoning. My muscles tense up, akin to a flu symptom. It's a **** horrible start to the day. Could be dehydration? I drink my fair share of fluids though and take a pint to bed with me (which is gone by morning). Doesn't seem regular enough or extreme enough to take to a doctor. Sounds like stress to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 (edited) This does and probably should piss me off so not sure if this is the appropriate thread... I'm not sleeping well at the minute, which is always a bummer. But on top of that once or twice a week I wake up with this weird feeling, like my blood hurts. Like a mild poisoning. My muscles tense up, akin to a flu symptom. It's a **** horrible start to the day. Could be dehydration? I drink my fair share of fluids though and take a pint to bed with me (which is gone by morning). Doesn't seem regular enough or extreme enough to take to a doctor. Sounds like stress to me. I had a recent scare with a carbon monoxide leak. Do you have an alarm? Possibly saved my life. Worth ruling it out as of course this time of year your heating will be on a lot. Edited February 13, 2014 by Tamuff_Villa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Couple of good shouts there. I live in a shared house and I've talked to my housemates and they all seem fine. Going with stress as the most realistic one so far but I was thinking about your carbon monoxide scare today on the tube as it happens. Thanks for the reminder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 The aids is strong in this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 people who have kids or people who generally are tollerable towards kids **** hell some bint has come back off maternity leave and I swear to god the whole **** office is dominated with talk of babies. That isn't my main rant but its **** annoying anyway I my main rant is people who chat absolute shite about films and books, this bird that has just come back is talking to everyone about 'True Blood' and everyone is **** hooked on the coversation and one of the other brainless cum buckets has just said 'oohhh Amy you know so much about films and books your a proper geek' to which she replied 'Oh I know I'll watch or read anything' At this I looked up and said 'so what's your favourite story by Edgar Allen Poe' she looked at me with a blank look on her face and said 'I don't know who he is...I ONLY READ BOOKS ABOUT VAMPIRES' Well somehow I managed to restrain myself and didn't leap up onto the desk and volley her in her jaw although it was rather tempting then she proceded to talk about how Dallas Buyers Club was '**** terrible' and how she will stick to watching True Blood from now on Now I don't want to come across all snobby here but surely the girl must have recieved a frontal lobe lobotamy at some point in her **** existence on this planet, I am sure that the only reason she is alive is to produce baby after baby and to irritate the **** out of me, **** clearing in the woods, worst thing is that she is sitting directly opposite me all **** day, I'm going to actually have to get my head down and do some work just to avoid listening to her inane ramblings, I would prefer to listen to Paul Lambert reading war and peace than putting up with the shit I have had to endure already this morning and I've only been in work for 1/2 hour Leemond, I roared with laughter when i read the bolded bit,. I may well have ROFL'd but was having a poo at the time and it would have got as messy as one of Voiny's sexual fantasies. Well done for making my day! Leemond you really need a hug or something. I am genuinely concerned for you!! I'll let you give me a hug when you are back in the country, how does that sound? It will cost you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 How much? at the moment I have £27 in my bank account and half a kit kat to my name....I will let you choose which one you want as payment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Wow I'm offended! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 I can't offer what I don't have though can I you should be feeling sorry for me if anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Don't mess with him. He's shown he's not adverse to volleying females in the jaw. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 To be fair the bolded part of the story would have annoyed me tremendously and I love being nice to people. But he does need a hug, yet one might have to dodge, dip ,duck, dive, and dodge to give him one. Good luck Jenny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Being forced to have "fun" at work. Especially when our operations manager has spent time making up a quiz during work time, which an infant school kid could complete. It really gets on my tits. Especially as I have good idea that she's coining in a fortune to come up with shit like this. Not just that though, they come around and give people certificates, and balloons! Balloons ffs!! We're one step away from being given gold stars on our reports, and being asked to write a side of paper about, "what we did on our Summer holidays"!! we do get gold stars, they even take them away from you if job not up to standards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 To be fair the bolded part of the story would have annoyed me tremendously and I love being nice to people. But he does need a hug, yet one might have to dodge, dip ,duck, dive, and dodge to give him one. Good luck Jenny. Don't worry ME, the offer isn't just open to Jenny I will take a hug off you as well 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 office clapping. most annoying thing about work is jsut random clapping. its not and never was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 To be fair the bolded part of the story would have annoyed me tremendously and I love being nice to people. But he does need a hug, yet one might have to dodge, dip ,duck, dive, and dodge to give him one. Good luck Jenny. Don't worry ME, the offer isn't just open to Jenny I will take a hug off you as well Fine. Hug slut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 To be fair the bolded part of the story would have annoyed me tremendously and I love being nice to people. But he does need a hug, yet one might have to dodge, dip ,duck, dive, and dodge to give him one. Good luck Jenny. Don't worry ME, the offer isn't just open to Jenny I will take a hug off you as well Fine. Hug slut. hold fire just one minute you wanted to charge me for a hug then you were insulted that I offered to pay with £37 or half a kit kat and now you are insulted because I have extended the hugging invitation to ME jesus no wonder I spend valentines alone every year if just getting a hug is this complicated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 It was 27, not 37. Jenny, he upped the payment! Leemond, just don't be so cozy with hitting women in the jaw and you'll get more hugs without bribing anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 13, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 13, 2014 Leemond, I'll hug you for free, mate 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Watch out they don't pick your pockets leemond... Sent from leemond's iPhone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 The microwave at work beeps too many times, and it pisses me off. FIVE beeps to tell you your food is done. Three is enough, four is a bit excessive. Five is completely ridiculous. By the last beep I'm already out the room eating my soup at my desk. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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