AVFC_Hitz Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 I was just in a bar in the Kadikoy (Fenerbahce) region of Istanbul. I just took a picture of Edward Norton, original oil painting, off the wall. The girl I was with, hid it beneath her Parka as she hugged me from behind and we just walked out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 (edited) Holy **** Rugeley. You are killing it. most women wernt interested but when I got with my mrs she was fortunately in to it aswell, used to piss over each other a lot but must admit I much preferred to be on the receiving end. got to the point on a couple of occasions where she pissed in a glass and id neck it I had a proper laugh at this post. I find the whole concept of sexualising pissing and shitting quite funny. Dunno why. Mind you I've never DHUTWU so I must be in unadventurous. An Iranian friend of mine once squatted over me and said "should I piss?". The initial question threw me, so I said no....but I've always wondered what it'd be like. Edited February 8, 2014 by AVFC_Hitz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Morpheus and Rugeley currently have the most **** up confessions, and I noticed they were both born on May 11th. There is exactly 20 years between them. What is it with that date. well I never 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 P.S. I've had a cock in my mouth, and been rimmed by a geezer. It was in hot tub rather than a pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frobisher Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 I was just in a bar in the Kadikoy (Fenerbahce) region of Istanbul. I just took a picture of Edward Norton, original oil painting, off the wall. The girl I was with, hid it beneath her Parka as she hugged me from behind and we just walked out. That's a bit of a scummy thing to do. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Nothing wrong with having a dabble with a golden shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pelle Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 I feel so boring, reading this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarjei Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 (edited) I'm enjoying this from a distance at this point. This thread reminds me of the best bits from Opie & Anthony. A bit of filthy radio: Edit: That was originally set to start at a certain point, dunno why it reset. Relevant part stats at 2:26:50 Edited February 8, 2014 by tarjei Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Some cracking confessions in here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 I feel so boring, reading this thread. You have the greatest perversion of all.... Queen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Looks like I missed out last night reading the last couple of pages. If this is what Villa fans are capable of can you imagine what the 'I Have a Confession To Make' thread on the Bluenose's forum is like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted February 8, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 8, 2014 (edited) Looks like I missed out last night reading the last couple of pages. If this is what Villa fans are capable of can you imagine what the 'I Have a Confession To Make' thread on the Bluenose's forum is like? More than one admission of incest, I'm sure Edited February 8, 2014 by choffer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 (edited) Just found this on the Confessions of a Bluenose thread on the Blue's forum. O'rite lads, this one's a real doozie so hold on to your arseholes... I once had sex with a girl I wasn't related to... Edited February 8, 2014 by Ginko 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 During my experimental phase, I had a cock in my mouth, and he mustn't have washed in around 5 months, because it tasted **** awful. My tongue discovered what seemed to be a cheese-like growth and I gagged and got the **** out of there a.s.a.p. It took a lot of mouthwash and some whiskey to rid myself of the taste. Pfft, you really don't like anything do you? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Looks like I missed out last night reading the last couple of pages. If this is what Villa fans are capable of can you imagine what the 'I Have a Confession To Make' thread on the Bluenose's forum is like? More than one admission of incest, I'm sure Wouldn't that just be their relationship thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 Knob cheese just kinda stops production around the mid-20's. Weird that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 (edited) There has definitely been less production since entering my 20's. Edited February 8, 2014 by StefanAVFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 I was just in a bar in the Kadikoy (Fenerbahce) region of Istanbul. I just took a picture of Edward Norton, original oil painting, off the wall. The girl I was with, hid it beneath her Parka as she hugged me from behind and we just walked out. That's a bit of a scummy thing to do. I'd assist robbery to get a hug from a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Spoony Posted February 10, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted February 10, 2014 "Aunty-shagging, piss-drinking, cock-tasting, bloke-rimming, painting-stealing, anal-fisting, shit-tainted-water-drinking group of incestuous, adventurous and perverted miscreants" needs to replace "prepared" I think... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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