Houlston Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Not sure this one has been done before but I thought it could be interesting or funny to know stuff that you might be ashamed of or ordinarily wouldn't bring up. I'll start with a fairly shameful and disgusting one, when at Uni I got so drunk I was sick in the sink in my room and decided to eat a piece of meat that came out, wasn't till I saw myself in the mirror over the sink that it dawned on me what I was doing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted April 26, 2013 Moderator Share Posted April 26, 2013 Tramp. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted April 26, 2013 Moderator Share Posted April 26, 2013 You see these on reddit a lot. Not sure you'll get many on here given we're not that anonymous I'd love to be wrong though 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 That has really disgusted me! I caught my dog eating its sick once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 That is shameful Houlston! Though I am no stone-caster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Topic's Bindunne-ish before, plus there's not much I've done that I'm out and out ashamed of (except my skank of a first girlfriend *badum-tish*). I suppose the ones I'm probably going to hell for are the systematic torture of an old flatmate with an array of increasingly cruel pranks, most of which I've already mentioned on here but what the heck... sprayed an entire can of Pledge inside his bike helmet. phoned him pretending to be from the TV Licence people, convinced him he had to pay £1000 fine or spend a month in jail, came home to find him sobbing in his bedroom. did a shit in his boot. masturbated into his shampoo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Topic's Bindunne-ish before, plus there's not much I've done that I'm out and out ashamed of (except my skank of a first girlfriend *badum-tish*). I suppose the ones I'm probably going to hell for are the systematic torture of an old flatmate with an array of increasingly cruel pranks, most of which I've already mentioned on here but what the heck... sprayed an entire can of Pledge inside his bike helmet. phoned him pretending to be from the TV Licence people, convinced him he had to pay £1000 fine or spend a month in jail, came home to find him sobbing in his bedroom. did a shit in his boot. masturbated into his shampoo. Oh my Christ. For real? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Yes. The original plan was just to put salt in there, then after more than a few bevvies it escalated into a dare to do, well, that. So I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 26, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted April 26, 2013 I once pissed myself playing rugby as I lay in a huge mud puddle on the pitch. I was second row, so I felt bad for the number 8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 26, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted April 26, 2013 (edited) Yeah, mild bullying. It's odd, because bullying is something I've always hated, and still do. But when we were at school a bunch of us used to torment this one lad - not really seriously, he was actually one of our mates - but enough to piss him off quite badly. To the point where on leaving school he joined the army to toughen himself up. He's a nice bloke - I still see him occasionally, and it's to his immense credit that he never came and battered us. I know I've apologised about it since, but it still makes me feel a bit bad, even after all these years. Edited April 26, 2013 by mjmooney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b23avfc Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Shades of Connell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 A few weeks back I was rudely awakened by something cold and wet touching the end of my nob. It was the cat from next door's nose. It had crawled into the warm space left by my girlfriend when she'd got up for work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Shillzz Posted April 26, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted April 26, 2013 A few weeks back I was rudely awakened by something cold and wet touching the end of my nob. It was the cat from next door's nose. It had crawled into the warm space left by my girlfriend when she'd got up for work. And it was pure coincidence that you had salmon paste smeared all over the end of it?!? No. I didnt think so. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Cats tongues are a bit rough. Bovril and a big slobbery dog is the way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Sending female chefs and waiting staff in to the freezer .......Oh YEaH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted April 26, 2013 Moderator Share Posted April 26, 2013 It was the cat from next door's nose.I had to read that three times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 26, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted April 26, 2013 It was the cat from next door's nose. I had to read that three times. Yeah, I assumed he had a small heath fan living next door. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Used to steal money out the till when I worked in a supermarket. Like £1-2 and I'd buy my lunch with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 26, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted April 26, 2013 ^^^That's bad! Even if it's only a couple of quid. I came to the conclusion when I worked in a hotel that I could steal money, probably quite a lot of it, and never get found out. The systems were so outdated that you could easily fudge it. I never did it though. I'm a good boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 I steal money out of Petty Cash all the time. I say steal, I mean borrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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