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I have a confession to make.....


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OK. I held this one back when the thread was around before because honestly, it's quite a difficult thing for me to admit to. For my own benefit more than anyone else's, I'm going to put this in spoilers so I don't have to be reminded of it when I scroll through this page.

 

I never completed Final Fantasy XII

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One day I hope to rectify this. But until that day, I will feel nothing but shame.

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well here it goes, a few years back when I was heavily in to cocaine I had a bit of me time with a few bags of coke. my mum was working nights and I had the flat to myself. don't know why but I loved having coke sessions on my own with some good music then as the night goes on a bit of porn, or id ring a girl up to come round. anyway im **** out of my head and its the early hours, im gagging for the shag so I try a couple of girls but no answer, so im pacing around the flat trying to think who would be up at 2 in the morning in the middle of the week and I eventually give up trying. by this time im so gagging for it that I grab my mums old tatty hoover and I put it in my bed and I attach one of the pipes you can connect to it, I lube myself up then basicly start spooning the hoover, I obviously keep getting paranoid someone is going to walk in on me so time and time again I keep getting out of bed to check the door and windows are locked. when ive convinced myself no one will walk in I go in for the kill and start speeding up until I feel myself about to let loose. it finally dawned on me when I was about to shoot that what I was doing wernt normal so in much guilt and shame I stopped what was doing and put the hoover back. cant imagine trying to clean semen out of hoover pipes especially my poor old mums hoover. anyway that's basicly it, and yes its the truth

I reckon Rugely is THIS guy -

 

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Pic cropped because old timers will remember he has his dick up the exhaust pipe of a Range Rover.

There is also a pic of him sucking himself off with a vacuum but sadly I can't find that one :)

 

Even stranger...long time members of VT might remember that someone off this site was this weird guy's nephew. Anyone remember who it was?

I remember him saying that him and his dad gave the uncle a good shoeing when these shots first hit the web :)

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