Wainy316 Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 The German channels on satellite were good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 13, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 13, 2014 Do they even have a watershed on german TV? I remember going to Cologne on a school trip when I was 13 and there were so many boobs on TV, during the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Boobs on news paper front covers too. Boobs everywhere! I remember being on a school trip in France and main stream TV becoming full on hardcore porn after 10pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 In Jamaica on holiday we had a 24 hour p0rn channel. A fav programme was "Hot Chicks do stuff naked". One episode had them doing stuff construction on a building site 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 I used to get my dad to record WWF for me. Or rather, I'd set the timer, and tell him that when the PPV came on at 1:00 am he had to change the channel for me so that it would record the wrasslin' (this was obviously back in the day of video recorders, when it would record whatever was showing on the cable channel, so you had to have that set to the right one) One day I came down, turned on the video I'd been eagerly awaiting and was greeted with some weird softcore porn film. About 10 minutes in it suddenly changed to the wrestling. I can just imagine my dad's face as he realised it had been recording for 10 minutes without him realising! Ah you've reminded me of another gem - used to do exactly the same but the four hour tape would carry over into 'Private Blue' after WWF had finished - I remember my mum catching my 8 year old sister watching the video after the wrestling had come to an end... I still remember being young enough to not be overly fussed about it at the time, it was just naked ladies at that point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Views on swallowing? A previous girlfriend when in discussion about it asked me can I get pregnant? Does your partner like it, refuses to do it or is it something you haven't tried yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 mine loves it although I prefer to put it elsewhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 I think I've put this on here before, but anyway... After my nan passed away when I was 15 I had her VCR (something sentimental, ya know?) and the tape left in the machine had the film 'Three Kings' on which my nan had recorded off channel 5. Straight after the film the tape had continued to record the usual late night soft-core stuff. Anyway, I wasn't bothered by Three Kings and taped over it with Forrest Gump. A few days later my mom was talking to my mate who lived over the road from me and the conversation somehow got round to talking about how Forrest Gump was on the telly the other night and how his girlfriend had never seen it. My mom told him I'd recorded it and to come knock our door later, I could lend it him for them to watch. Him knocking the door would be the first I knew of this and I panicked because I knew him and his girlfriend would watch the film and then as soon as it's finished the soft-core porn would start. I told him I didn't know which video it was, to give me 20 minutes and I'd run it over to him when I'd found it. I recorded 20 minutes of Kerrang TV at the end of the film to tape over the shitty porn. Next time I saw them both, his girlfriend said 'We know why you took so long to bring the video over, you were taping over your porn.' to which I responded 'Nah, it was my nan's video'. They still don't believe me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 You lot need to slown down with the self pleasure sessions. Bunch of freaks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 You lot need to slown down with the self pleasure sessions. Bunch of freaks! You were never a 15 year old boy. You couldn't possibly imagine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 That has reminded of something that happened to me as a youngster. My parents had taped something off the TV (can't remember what it was) but my older brother had borrowed the tape to watch whatever it. One evening they asked me to pop upstairs to his room to grab the tape so they could watch it (you know where this story is going now). I took the tape that was in his VCR down to my folks and watched shocked for a few seconds as it appeared to be something from his hardcore p0rn collection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 my grandad used to have and still has hundreds of porn dvds the dirty bugger so ive always been well catered for. hes a hoarder, he has shit loads of everything. I always remember nicking his video of dolly buster holiday in rio. I still have it now, anyone who aint familiar with dolly, she has great knockers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 You lot need to slown down with the self pleasure sessions. Bunch of freaks! You were never a 15 year old boy. You couldn't possibly imagine... Men at 35 are just as bad in my experience! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 (edited) You lot need to slown down with the self pleasure sessions. Bunch of freaks! You were never a 15 year old boy. You couldn't possibly imagine... Men at 35 are just as bad in my experience! Nah, I don't just stuff tissues down the side of my bed thinking they'll just disappear by themselves any more. I throw them in the general direction of the bin nowadays. Edited February 13, 2014 by Paddywhack 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Classy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 I had to throw away a sponge mattress topper because the one side had solidified. When my parents asked why I threw it out, I answered with a shrug... "Mould..?" I wouldn't do that now. I value my sleep too much. Infact, I may invest in a mattress topper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 I got asked out for a meal with a few famous people the other night. I politely declined citing my concussion and knee pain. Secretly I just wanted to watch Downtown Abbey and polish my medal. Lame. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 That is lame, but only because it's Downton! I've never given Downton a chance. I don't like any of those old-looking dramas. If they did a plot twist, with an alien landing, I'd be more interested. Which famous people did you blow off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Your medal... Yeah... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 I remember the days of wanking to Eurotrash on a Friday night. Any glimpse of nipple or if very lucky, minge, and it was like a steel rod. I remember plotting my 'adventures' with a copy of the TV guide my parents got in the paper, if Eurotrash wasn't enough I'd sometimes have to stay awake until 2/3am on Channel 5 to catch anything worthwhile.. and that was on a hand-me-down TV that I think my Gran had owned since the 80s! When I finally discovered 'Laid Bare' on Bravo I often plucked up the courage to ask my parents if I could stay up to watch SkySports. Upon hearing a noise, I would instantly switch over to SkySports to be on the safe-side where it would often be WWF/WWE - I suppose I confirmed to myself at that tender age that I wouldn't be batting for the other team so to speak, as the sight of well-toned, oily men safely killed any 'excitement' as a result of the other channel! Stacey Kiebler versus Torrie Wilson in a bra panties match was worth a stroke. I used to do same, id get tv guide and hunt through whatever I could wank off to especially on a fiday night. remember once eagerly settling down to watch confessions of a window cleaner when I was young and lasting 10 mins. anyone remember those programmes on RTL2? they were awesome Dunno what rtl2 is but I do remember the confessions films, there were loads of them always with the same bloke who would be doing a job and come across horny housewives (lucky git). As well as those there were red shoe diaries and the emanuelle films.. When channel five first came out it was such a saviour for a teenage boy like myself 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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