Davkaus Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 its quite common I think, we rarely do it now if at all, nah its the truth mate. could be worse, one of my mates scooped a handful of another mates sick off the floor and eat it for a tenner Holy **** Rugeley. You are killing it. most women wernt interested but when I got with my mrs she was fortunately in to it aswell, used to piss over each other a lot but must admit I much preferred to be on the receiving end. got to the point on a couple of occasions where she pissed in a glass and id neck it that's properly disgusting. keeps the doctor away Had she drank a lot of cider? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 its quite common I think, we rarely do it now if at all, nah its the truth mate. could be worse, one of my mates scooped a handful of another mates sick off the floor and eat it for a tenner Holy **** Rugeley. You are killing it. most women wernt interested but when I got with my mrs she was fortunately in to it aswell, used to piss over each other a lot but must admit I much preferred to be on the receiving end. got to the point on a couple of occasions where she pissed in a glass and id neck it that's properly disgusting. keeps the doctor away Had she drank a lot of cider? at the time she was a vodka drinker but no cider Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Rugeley seems quite proud of his 3 confessions. This begs the question is it really a confession if you're proud or not bothered about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 P.S. I've had a cock in my mouth, and been rimmed by a geezer. Heady (drug fuelled) days indeed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Rugeley seems quite proud of his 3 confessions. This begs the question is it really a confession if you're proud or not bothered about it. aint bothered about the pissing one but the hoover story is a bit shall I say it or not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 (edited) To beg the question is a logical fallacy meaning to assume one's conclusion in the premise, rather than meaning 'raises the question'... My confession is that I'm an unapologetic pedant. Edited February 7, 2014 by Davkaus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 This has been taken up to a whole new level. Fair play. I'm pretty boring to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 I thought I was fly leaving the light on. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 to be honest im quite a reserved and somewhat shy kind of person, which when consumed full of drink and drugs turned into a filfhy animal. did not always need the drugs to be adventurous in the bedroom because at the end of the day I was in to what I was in to but sometimes it broke down boundaries which one would not cross while sober. not very good at showing emotion so drink and drugs opened me up, im sure ' don't do it doug' could keep us entertained all night with his esapades if he wanted to, and probably is a lot more broadminded than me in that department. I like being boring with the odd moment of madness, always been like that, I think its the tauras in me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 36 user(s) are reading this topic You only usually see numbers like this when a new player has signed or you're in the match thread. Quite incredible numbers for an off topic thread at half ten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 36 user(s) are reading this topic You only usually see numbers like this when a new player has signed or you're in the match thread. Quite incredible numbers for an off topic thread at half ten. bloody hell is that the time 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted February 7, 2014 Moderator Share Posted February 7, 2014 It's all going off in here isn't it?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoelVilla Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 It's all going off in here isn't it?! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 going to have some crazy dreams tonight, shitting, pissing, hoovering, rubbing semen all over your chest dancing around naked while some bloke is trying to rim you whilst having someone's cock in your mouth then to top it off shagging your aunty. on that note im going to sleep.... and I cant wait 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 I eat my bogies. They just...taste so good. Especially when you get a nice crispy one. Duuuuuuude!! I also eat my own earwax, fingernails, gunk under my fingernails, scabs, 'sleep', the dry skin that peels off your heel, and likewise, any skin I can tear off between my toes. The manky-er the better. I draw a line at eating poo nuggets. Usually. This went un noticed. Just had a quick scan over the thread, and we're all a bit **** up to one degree or another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 I come into this thread to re-affirm how normal I am and that things are going OK. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 P.S. I've had a cock in my mouth, and been rimmed by a geezer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Holy **** Rugeley. You are killing it. most women wernt interested but when I got with my mrs she was fortunately in to it aswell, used to piss over each other a lot but must admit I much preferred to be on the receiving end. got to the point on a couple of occasions where she pissed in a glass and id neck it I had a proper laugh at this post. I find the whole concept of sexualising pissing and shitting quite funny. Dunno why. Mind you I've never DHUTWU so I must be in unadventurous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Morpheus and Rugeley currently have the most **** up confessions, and I noticed they were both born on May 11th. There is exactly 20 years between them. What is it with that date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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