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So is Rugeley the new 'villaguy'?

 

Dunno. How do you feel about under 16s Rugeley?

 

haha do you really want to know, I better not comment, but fair play to villaguy

 

 

Suddenly your profile pic takes on a much more sinister look.

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So is Rugeley the new 'villaguy'?

 

Dunno. How do you feel about under 16s Rugeley?

 

haha do you really want to know, I better not comment, but fair play to villaguy

 

 

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So is Rugeley the new 'villaguy'?

 

Dunno. How do you feel about under 16s Rugeley?

 

haha do you really want to know, I better not comment, but fair play to villaguy

 

 

Suddenly your profile pic takes on a much more sinister look.

 

hahaha now come on

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my mrs has got me by the bollocks because she knows about the hoover incident and sometimes if she don't get her own way and my mum is about she threatens to tell her haha

Sounds like your missus has some marriage blackmail material ... ;-)

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Next week in rugely tells all -

"how a quiet drink in my local ended up in a 3 way orgy with my George Forman grill and a dart board"

Headline "3 tart checkout"

 

my mrs has got me by the bollocks because she knows about the hoover incident and sometimes if she don't get her own way and my mum is about she threatens to tell her haha

Sounds like your missus has some marriage blackmail material ... ;-)

 

Once you go bl...... Oh sorry something different

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well here it goes, a few years back when I was heavily in to cocaine I had a bit of me time with a few bags of coke. my mum was working nights and I had the flat to myself. don't know why but I loved having coke sessions on my own with some good music then as the night goes on a bit of porn, or id ring a girl up to come round. anyway im **** out of my head and its the early hours, im gagging for the shag so I try a couple of girls but no answer, so im pacing around the flat trying to think who would be up at 2 in the morning in the middle of the week and I eventually give up trying. by this time im so gagging for it that I grab my mums old tatty hoover and I put it in my bed and I attach one of the pipes you can connect to it, I lube myself up then basicly start spooning the hoover, I obviously keep getting paranoid someone is going to walk in on me so time and time again I keep getting out of bed to check the door and windows are locked. when ive convinced myself no one will walk in I go in for the kill and start speeding up until I feel myself about to let loose. it finally dawned on me when I was about to shoot that what I was doing wernt normal so in much guilt and shame I stopped what was doing and put the hoover back. cant imagine trying to clean semen out of hoover pipes especially my poor old mums hoover. anyway that's basicly it, and yes its the truth

 

You're still more suitable for teaching than me.

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