bickster Posted September 22, 2021 Moderator Share Posted September 22, 2021 33 minutes ago, mjmooney said: I won't even speak to Alexa. Gives me the creeps. Google mini in the Kitchen, the only thing it knows about me is that I play 6Music whilst doing the washing up and I like the volume turned up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted September 22, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted September 22, 2021 58 minutes ago, bickster said: Google mini in the Kitchen, the only thing it knows about me is that I play 6Music whilst doing the washing up and I like the volume turned up But weird you tell it you're doing the washing up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 22, 2021 Moderator Share Posted September 22, 2021 10 minutes ago, Rds1983 said: But weird you tell it you're doing the washing up. That's how it knows to play Funky Town on loop. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 1 hour ago, mjmooney said: I won't even speak to Alexa. Gives me the creeps. I used to like it but our former neighbours put me off it for life. Couldn't step out of the house without someone yelling "Ullexer! Play kiss FM". They even let a 4 year old shout at it and play idiotic kids music. Thank **** I don't have to listen to those utter retards any more. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 1 hour ago, blandy said: @BOF earlier today **** brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted September 22, 2021 Moderator Share Posted September 22, 2021 17 minutes ago, BOF said: That's how it knows to play Funky Town on loop. World Domination Enterprises cover version Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 12 minutes ago, rjw63 said: I used to like it but our former neighbours put me off it for life. Couldn't step out of the house without someone yelling "Ullexer! Play kiss FM". They even let a 4 year old shout at it and play idiotic kids music. Thank **** I don't have to listen to those utter retards any more. You can switch it to respond to some other things other than Alexa (Amazon, Echo or Computer) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 22, 2021 Moderator Share Posted September 22, 2021 14 minutes ago, bickster said: World Domination Enterprises cover version Interesting version. Successfully manages to remove all the music and the joy from the track Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted September 22, 2021 Moderator Share Posted September 22, 2021 29 minutes ago, BOF said: Interesting version. Successfully manages to remove all the music and the joy from the track Well yeah, who the hell wants joy and happiness doing the washing up 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 22, 2021 Author VT Supporter Share Posted September 22, 2021 1 hour ago, bickster said: Well yeah, who the hell wants joy and happiness doing the washing up Me. It's when I play my classical and jazz CDs. They give me joy and happiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 23, 2021 Moderator Share Posted September 23, 2021 15 hours ago, mjmooney said: Me. It's when I play my classical and jazz CDs. They give me joy and happiness. And hands that feel soft as your face. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 How and why do some women put weight on so quickly. Not even being a bastard here...or am I. Lads put a bit of timber on in a short space of time it seems to be all belly or at least can be a bit more discreet. Some women you don't see in a few weeks and all of a sudden they're huge. Arses. Thighs. Upper arms. I'm not even being cruel here. It's harsh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 23, 2021 Moderator Share Posted September 23, 2021 7 minutes ago, rodders0223 said: How and why do some women put weight on so quickly. Not even being a bastard here...or am I. Lads put a bit of timber on in a short space of time it seems to be all belly or at least can be a bit more discreet. Some women you don't see in a few weeks and all of a sudden they're huge. Arses. Thighs. Upper arms. I'm not even being cruel here. It's harsh. I think it's down to anatomy. Men have a higher percentage of muscle and women naturally a higher percentage of fat due to the whole baby thing. The muscle helps with anatomical structure, so the consequences of both people doing the same thing are harsher on the female of the species. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 I want to see a footballer tweet something like "We were unlucky today on the road, but thought X was . Travelling support were unusually quiet, thought they could have done a bit better 3/10" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 I posted this in the "mental health thread" but as I didnt get an answer,I will try it here. A fiiend of mine has/still is listening to Qanon and after 18months of this I am sure that he has gone from brain washed to one sandwich short of a picnic. Is this possible ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 27, 2021 Moderator Share Posted September 27, 2021 On 26/09/2021 at 13:25, PussEKatt said: I posted this in the "mental health thread" but as I didnt get an answer,I will try it here. A fiiend of mine has/still is listening to Qanon and after 18months of this I am sure that he has gone from brain washed to one sandwich short of a picnic. Is this possible ? It's not just possible. It's inevitable. It rots your brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 On 26/09/2021 at 13:25, PussEKatt said: A friend of mine has/still is listening to Qanon and after 18months of this I am sure that he has gone from brain washed to one sandwich short of a picnic. Is this possible ? I assumed this was a band I'd never heard of at first , when i googled it and saw the results with the capital A the penny finally dropped think I need a holiday !! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Silvers Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 Are any of our members of the fairer sex any good at siphoning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Phil Silvers said: Are any of our members of the fairer sex any good at siphoning? I can suck a broad bean up a hosepipe if that’s any use to you? Reasonable rates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted September 27, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted September 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Phil Silvers said: Are any of our members of the fairer sex any good at siphoning? Do we have any? I seem to remember a lady poster a couple of years ago but it always seems very blokey on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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