AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Or "come with me.."...."what/why"...."cause you're fat enough to break the ice" great one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si. Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 It baffles me how chat up lines like that work :? Im 99% sure id get slapped if I went up to a bird and called her fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Whoosh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guyavfc Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 "Did you see those 2 girls fighting outside earlier?" Someones been reading 'the game' :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Have I lost the game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Right, my story is at the start of the topic so i aint gonna re-post it in detail again. However, after breaking up with the ex after 4 years last august ive been single since, had a girl who messed me around a bit after leading me on and then friendzoning me when i go for it and one who only seems to like me if im sniffing around someone else. Lately though ive been speaking to this girl at work but my dilemma is that i perceive her to be well out of my league, i aint uggers by any means but im not great looking either but she is absolutely stunning, shes asked me out for drinks a few times and has been dropping hints and colleagues have said she likes me but i cant get past the whole shes much better looking than i am. Plus shes on a decent wage as she is an occupational therapist and im a health care assistant so theres a bit of a gap there, which doesnt really bother me but its in my mind. My question is: has anyone else ever gone out with a girl who is blatantly miles ahead in the looks department? How did it go? Im gonna go for it but am just a bit hesitant. Jeez, ditto ditto ditto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 13, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted February 13, 2011 "Did you see those 2 girls fighting outside earlier?" Someones been reading 'the game' :winkold: Eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liono Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Not even a sniff for me over the weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I had a woman who started dancing next to me, she had a nice arse, but she must have been at least 24. However, I really needed to tactically chunder, so I went and did my business and came back but she was gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 14, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2011 It's another world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knoppy1987 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Not even a sniff for me over the weekend. I began a new relationship. She asked me as well and that has never happened. My opinion of females has risen a lot after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 14, 2011 Moderator Share Posted February 14, 2011 Not even a sniff for me over the weekend.Literally? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheltenham_villa Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I had a woman who started dancing next to me, she had a nice arse, but she must have been at least 24. However, I really needed to tactically chunder, so I went and did my business and came back but she was gone at least 24????? is that old now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 14, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2011 I had a woman who started dancing next to me, she had a nice arse, but she must have been at least 24. However, I really needed to tactically chunder, so I went and did my business and came back but she was gone at least 24????? is that old now. That's what i thought! I'm now 25, so that post made me sad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 24!? Half a decade older than me! Tactically chunder!? Am I the only person that literally is never sick when drinking? I think I was sick once, after about 8 pints of Stowford Press in a very short space of time. Apart form that, numerous piss ups, pass outs and crocked legs, never again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alf_stewart Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I've chundered a few times on BIG sessions back in the day, not for years though. Even more mindboggling to me is people that are sick through a hangover. Literally never ever been sick the following day. *beats chest* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I dont even get a headache * beats huge testicles with a claw hammer* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 14, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2011 24!? Half a decade older than me! Tactically chunder!? Am I the only person that literally is never sick when drinking? I think I was sick once, after about 8 pints of Stowford Press in a very short space of time. Apart form that, numerous piss ups, pass outs and crocked legs, never again! I'm never sick from drinking. Very occasionally I'll "tactically chunder" the day after in an attempt to cure the hangover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guyavfc Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 "Did you see those 2 girls fighting outside earlier?" Someones been reading 'the game' :winkold: Eh? It's a book that helps with what to say to women etc. my friend told me about it. That quote is in it aswell. http://www.amazon.com/Game-Penetrating-Secret-Society-Artists/dp/0060554738 I used to be sick all the time on nights out, now i usually get in at about 4am and go to bed then wake up about an hour later with stomach ache, so i just chunder and go back to bed. Mines through mixing my drinks though and shots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted February 14, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2011 * beats huge testicles with a claw hammer* You don't own those anymore, remember? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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