wiggyrichard Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 "The human body has 206 bones...would you like another one?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 "Your face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracker1234 Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 What attracted me to you? Erm, it was either you or your fat friend. Women always have a fat friend to make them look better...Unless they're the fat one that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 10, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted February 10, 2011 "If I wasn't gay you'd be mine" Works surprisingly well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Go up to a women and say: "I'm going to **** you tonight" and then when she gives you a dirty look and says "What makes you think that?"... you reply..."because I'm stronger than you". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 "Hi...how would you like to play the rape game with me tonight?" "No way!!" "Thats the spirit!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alf_stewart Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Go up to a women and say: "I'm going to **** you tonight" and then when she gives you a dirty look and says "What makes you think that?"... you reply..."because I'm stronger than you". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 What attracted me to you? Erm, it was either you or your fat friend. Women always have a fat friend to make them look better...Unless they're the fat one that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guyavfc Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Just dance with a girl in a crowd, tell them they're beautiful and see where it takes you, i just tell girls what they want to hear which usually has a happy ending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Just dance with a girl in a crowd, tell them they're beautiful and see where it takes you, i just tell girls what they want to hear which usually has a happy ending. You had me up until 'dance'. It had so much potential. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liono Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Just dance with a girl in a crowd, tell them they're beautiful and see where it takes you, i just tell girls what they want to hear which usually has a happy ending. tell them that you're rich? They'd soon find me out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Just dance with a girl in a crowd, tell them they're beautiful and see where it takes you, i just tell girls what they want to hear which usually has a happy ending. How cringe worthy is that? I sorta just wait for them to come to me without trying to sound cocky, I don't think I could go over to go over to a girl, I just don't/wouldn't have the confidence. 2 girls in my last 2 times out though 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 "Hi...how would you like to play the rape game with me tonight?" "No way!!" "Thats the spirit!!" This one wins. Although I have been laughing for a steady minute or so at everyones awesome pick up lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 "You know, you don't sweat much for a fat girl" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 "You know, you don't sweat much for a fat girl" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 *laughing* ^^^ I don't get this confidence thing guys. Most of you are hilarious, just use that to your advantage. It is really not as difficult as you are making it out to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 It's more about pride than confidence I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 ^^^ You just said you wouldn't have the confidence. But if it's a pride thing then there isn't much that can be done unless you just get over it. Why be too prideful? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 10, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted February 10, 2011 "What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?" (I wouldn't dare use: "Where have you been all my life?", because I know the answer would be: "Well I wasn't born for most of it"). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 It's both. You just look like a tosser if you get knocked back, especially when you are surrounded by your mates. It doesn't particulary bother me anyways, I don't have to get on a girl to have a good time, in fact I think I'd rather just spend the whole night with my mates seeing as I don't see them all that often. I don't think I could do what guyavfc does, no matter how pissed I was. It makes you look like an utter bell end and desperate. And I don't know why I am like that, it's just the way it is I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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