theunderstudy Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 It's like people with shots. They pull faces and sniff at it!!! Why? Throw the **** thing down yer neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 14, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2011 "Did you see those 2 girls fighting outside earlier?" Someones been reading 'the game' :winkold: Eh? It's a book that helps with what to say to women etc. my friend told me about it. That quote is in it aswell. http://www.amazon.com/Game-Penetrating-Secret-Society-Artists/dp/0060554738 They talk about that on one of the Ricky Gervais podcasts. Worth a read? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guyavfc Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 They talk about that on one of the Ricky Gervais podcasts. Worth a read? I have no idea mate, never read it. My mate does bang on about it though, he isn't very confident with the ladies and he says his mates at uni have this book and are always pulling girls. Here's the english version if you decide to purchase it Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 14, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2011 Intriguing. £2.48 might just be worth a purchase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 It's a book that helps with what to say to women etc. my friend told me about it. That quote is in it aswell. http://www.amazon.com/Game-Penetrating-Secret-Society-Artists/dp/0060554738 They talk about that on one of the Ricky Gervais podcasts. Worth a read? Definitely worth a read mate; even for a swordsman like yourself It's not a self-help book like you might think, but rather a narrative within which the writer talks about tips, methods, and ideas that can be used to pick up women. Whether you end up agreeing with the concepts or not, it's a good story nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I had a woman who started dancing next to me, she had a nice arse, but she must have been at least 24. However, I really needed to tactically chunder, so I went and did my business and came back but she was gone at least 24????? is that old now. I'm not saying it is old, but from an 18-year-olds point of view it is. Damn you £1 Jaegarbombs, damn you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I dont even get a headache * beats huge testicles with a claw hammer* You have to sober up to experience a hangover! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I had a woman who started dancing next to me, she had a nice arse, but she must have been at least 24. However, I really needed to tactically chunder, so I went and did my business and came back but she was gone at least 24????? is that old now. I'm not saying it is old, but from an 18-year-olds point of view it is. Damn you £1 Jaegarbombs, damn you. 18!? Bloody hell that's young! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I had a woman who started dancing next to me, she had a nice arse, but she must have been at least 24. However, I really needed to tactically chunder, so I went and did my business and came back but she was gone at least 24????? is that old now. I'm not saying it is old, but from an 18-year-olds point of view it is. Damn you £1 Jaegarbombs, damn you. 18!? Bloody hell that's young! Shh, 19 in two weeks. EDIT: That made me feel old :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 * beats huge testicles with a claw hammer* You don't own those anymore, remember? ooooh, below the belt Mikey! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 I dont even get a headache * beats huge testicles with a claw hammer* You have to sober up to experience a hangover! Never thought of it that way :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted February 15, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2011 I had a woman who started dancing next to me, she had a nice arse, but she must have been at least 24. However, I really needed to tactically chunder, so I went and did my business and came back but she was gone at least 24????? is that old now. As a corollary to the half your age plus seven rule, if one is 20 then 27 is too old; if one is 19 then 25 is too old, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Applies differently to older woman, younger man though. Well no rule applies but it's just a different issue all together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guyavfc Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 i'm 19 and got off with a 33 year old the other weekend, she didn't look it though so its okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liono Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Pics please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guyavfc Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 ha there is a picture but i'm not proud of the pull so therefore i will have to decline your request. She doesn't even look like she's 33 so i could have misheard when i was drunk, she did say though i was far too young for her so i came out with the line "age is just a number". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 I can beat that. When The Shed used to be good (I was 17 at the time, so about 9 years ago) they had back to school parties. We used to go straight there in our 6th form uniform (lol). I pulled a 42 year old woman. Proper MILF'd up. On a separate occasion I pulled two RAF birds who gave me a hand job whilst slow dancing. I miss being young. :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 i'm 19 and got off with a 33 year old the other weekend, she didn't look it though so its okay. I'm turning 19 this year and I'm still a v--- Oh shit :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guyavfc Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Mate nothing to be embarrased about, i get off with girls but nothing more than that. I'm a virgin, my problem is the fact that i live with my parents so i'm never going to bring a girl back here. However im going on a 2 week lads holiday and going to university in september so i'll have somehwere to bring girls back after a night out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Mate nothing to be embarrased about, i get off with girls but nothing more than that. I'm a virgin, my problem is the fact that i live with my parents so i'm never going to bring a girl back here. However im going on a 2 week lads holiday and going to university in september so i'll have somehwere to bring girls back after a night out. Ha. Feel a little weasy talking about all this. Btw I'm 5ft7 and not too good-looking so what chance do I have eh. Not that I'm really interested in getting one-night stands at any rate really, tis just my dick talking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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