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9 hours ago, sidcow said:

I have just seen a woman's snatch which was swiftly followed by a clean jerk.

Yep, nope, this can still be taken more than one way :)

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Going camping with the family for the weekend, this in itself doesn't particularly please me that much, but as I haven't had a drink since February I'm going to take a few days off the diet and make up up for it.

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21 hours ago, Ikantcpell said:

David Beckham, God bless him.

I had a sex with an 18 year old girl a few weeks ago, she was really hot, and afterwards we were laying in the bed talking

and she said"At first i thought you were to old, but then i thought about david beckham and that you are 2 years younger then him"

Thanks David.

You just wanted to tell us you'd had sex with an 18 year old didn't you?

I don't blame you! Well played Sir

 

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3 hours ago, maqroll said:

When the bar you're in plays three straight Chet Baker songs to close the night.

Bonus point if none of the three was "My Funny Valentine". 

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