Rugeley Villa Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 1 MILLION MORE MIGRANTS ON THE WAY. as we all know im a mail reader, and i know most on here hate the mail, and because of that some of the front pages put a smile on my face because i can imagine VT response. the bit in capitals was todays front page 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted February 25, 2016 Share Posted February 25, 2016 On the way to Istanbul for a long weekend. Can't wait to eat an iskender kebab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 26, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted February 26, 2016 13 hours ago, lapal_fan said: I knew a public school kid. When there was a fight, instead of chanting "fight! Fight! Fight!". They used to chant "Have a fight, see who's the best! Have a fight, see who's the best!" I earn more money than him now, so i win (only kidding). We used to play public schools at Rugby when i was at school. I have a vivid memory of one game where I did something to one of their players. Late tackle or punched him or something, I can't remember. Doesn't matter. Anyway, he had long hair, and he flicked it over his shoulder, slapped me on the chest in the campest way imaginable and said, in a very posh accent "AND YOUR MOTHER!" They nearly scored because our whole team pretty much erupted into laughter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 I love the fact that cad monkey is an accepted term. My wife was a cad monkey and she referred to herself as that, I thought it was a local expression. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted February 26, 2016 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted February 26, 2016 15 hours ago, lapal_fan said: I knew a public school kid. When there was a fight, instead of chanting "fight! Fight! Fight!". They used to chant "Have a fight, see who's the best! Have a fight, see who's the best!" I earn more money than him now, so i win (only kidding). Assuming it was only two kids fighting, their chant was grammatically incorrect - it should have been "see who's better". And Rodders' original post had a misplaced apostrophe. I conclude that this supposed high standard of education in public schools is a myth. Oh, and in my school the chant was "Scrap! Scrap!" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 (edited) **** me, there's some inverted snobbery going on in here. Edited February 26, 2016 by snowychap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 16 minutes ago, snowychap said: **** me, there's some inverted snobbery going on in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 14 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: 1 MILLION MORE MIGRANTS ON THE WAY. as we all know im a mail reader, and i know most on here hate the mail, and because of that some of the front pages put a smile on my face because i can imagine VT response. the bit in capitals was todays front page Anyone would think that the mail had an agenda??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 26, 2016 Author Share Posted February 26, 2016 My cat. He caught 3 rats last night, not particularly bigguns. He must have found a nest. Anyway I chucked the first one out the window. Ten minutes later he trots in with another, this one was dead. At 4am this morning another one appeared, croaking it's last breath from what I assume was a snapped neck. Cats are great 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 4 hours ago, rjw63 said: My cat. He caught 3 rats last night, not particularly bigguns. He must have found a nest. Anyway I chucked the first one out the window. Ten minutes later he trots in with another, this one was dead. At 4am this morning another one appeared, croaking it's last breath from what I assume was a snapped neck. Cats are great It would be even better if you could train them to dispose of the corpses tidily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 1 MILLION MORE MIGRANTS ON THE WAY. as we all know im a mail reader, and i know most on here hate the mail, and because of that some of the front pages put a smile on my face because i can imagine VT response. the bit in capitals was todays front page [emoji3] I saw some Katie Hopkins thing doing the rounds yesterday where she was spouting some bile about how we should leave the EU because of Syrians are getting EU passports and coming here legally to use out nhs The only thing worse than her was the number of people agreeing Oh it's coming soon katie, you're spot on, all they have to do is claim asylum in the EU country they first landed in and then wait until they are eligible to claim residency...that would be after 10 years in Greece then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 My pay and bonus notification letter Cue a few boozy lunches and evenings this week. My best lunch tally was four whiskies in an hour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 When you join the bottom of a huge flight of stairs right behind a lady with a great arse. You hang back a few steps and its right there at eye level, and working it. Awesome. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V01 Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 People waiting a few steps before following me up stairs 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted February 26, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted February 26, 2016 Spending a few days with my folks. That was fun as I don't see them as often as I should. Then a surprise visit from my uncle who had in envelopes £120 of cash for each of us (brother and 2 sisters) as he knows things "can be tight after Christmas". I said don't be silly but he forced it into my top pocket of my coat and then zipped it up. He isn't made of money, but he is a lovely, lovely, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V01 Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 Filled the car before work and Diesel was cheaper than Petrol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 26, 2016 Author Share Posted February 26, 2016 (edited) 4 hours ago, HanoiVillan said: It would be even better if you could train them to dispose of the corpses tidily. Yeah it'd be even more better if he just did it outside but no, he has to show us his trophies... Edited February 26, 2016 by rjw63 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 they reckon they bring things back as presents for their owner, and a show of love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 26, 2016 Author Share Posted February 26, 2016 (edited) 1 minute ago, Rugeley Villa said: they reckon they bring things back as presents for their owner, and a show of love. Indeed they do. I just wish it was ten pound notes or the woman over the road's knickers Edited February 26, 2016 by rjw63 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted February 26, 2016 Share Posted February 26, 2016 maybe next time eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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