il_serpente Posted October 11, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted October 11, 2016 I can say with high confidence that he's guilty of this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 11, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted October 11, 2016 I'm told it's safe if you mix it with whisky. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfielder Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 come on jack sort yourself out. This DHMO stuff is serious. Did you know it's that strong it can rust metals? That's real hardcore stuff. I know it's legal but come on Jack. I still can't see this on any news sites though... But I have it in good authority. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfielder Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 It's more serious than I thought lads: Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. What are the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide? Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death. taken from this site here, which is pretty biased but even so... http://www.dhmo.org/truth/Dihydrogen-Monoxide.html 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briny_ear Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Mat Kendrick's Dentist said: Maybe a case of innocent til proven guilty? Judging by the last few posts, obviously not! He is currently being hung drawn and quartered on totally unsubstantiated ITK say-so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted October 11, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted October 11, 2016 Not sure what the aim here is. Is neither funny nor catching. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvfcRigo82 Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Any really proof to cracker jacks latest antics.. Any links? Etc. I will reserve my comments until this is actually official news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Not sure if serious. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted October 11, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted October 11, 2016 If only people actually read... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Just now, Designer1 said: If only people actually read... Makes you realise how the tabloids stay in business. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Really? Come on guys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 You bad lot, I was fine til I read this now I'm craving a full pint of dihydrogen monoxide. I admit it's an addiction, one I've never been able to live without. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dn1982 Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 44 minutes ago, Midfielder said: It's more serious than I thought lads: Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. What are the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide? Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death. taken from this site here, which is pretty biased but even so... http://www.dhmo.org/truth/Dihydrogen-Monoxide.html Keep him on it if he keeps playing like today or maybe your information isn't the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 My dad got addicted to dihydrogen monoxide. He gave it up in the end and it killed him. Not a laughing matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 1 hour ago, mjmooney said: I'm told it's safe if you mix it with whisky. Only in solid form, the liquid version just ruins good whiskey. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom13 Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Further evidence we have to play him at 10! Trevor Sinclair thinks he will become world class: http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2016/10/11/trevor-sinclair-claims-aston-villa-have-a-world-class-player-on/ Quote Former England winger Trevor Sinclair believes Aston Villa have a world class player on their hands in Jack Grealish. Grealish set up three of the England Under-21s' five goals, to which there was no reply, against Bosnia & Herzegovina on Tuesday afternoon. And, speaking to BT Sport afterwards, Sinclair maintained his pre-match claim that the Villa youngster can reach the very top of the game. "The ball looks like it's on a piece of string with him. His awareness, his weight of pass, his vision - he's got everything it takes to make it as a number 10 and that's one of the most difficult positions to play on the field," the 12-cap international said. He added: "Some of the football that he played today was absolutely sensational. I said world class before the game and I stick by that - he's done nothing to deter me from saying he has the potential to become a world class player." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TB Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Just now, It's Your Round said: Only in solid form, the liquid version just ruins good whiskey. I beg to differ. IMO, the liquid version, if pure and uncontaminated, may enhance a single malt when applied in moderation. The solid form should only be applied to blended whisky. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Just now, TB said: I beg to differ. IMO, the liquid version, if pure and uncontaminated, may enhance a single malt when applied in moderation. The solid form should only be applied to blended whisky. You may well be right, I'm not exactly a whiskey connoisseur. I prefer tequila/mescal... I was going to apologise for going off topic but then realised we're in the Jack Grealish thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TB Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Just now, It's Your Round said: You may well be right, I'm not exactly a whiskey connoisseur. I prefer tequila/mescal... I was going to apologise for going off topic but then realised we're in the Jack Grealish thread I don't mind a glass of Jose Cuervo Especial Gold tequila myself, but my favourite tipple would be any Islay single malt. I believe the border between on topic and off topic has become somewhat blurred in the last two pages anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfielder Posted October 11, 2016 Share Posted October 11, 2016 Regarding Jack, he's a bit like Gazza in some ways. He has some bad influences off the pitch and probably could have had more of a career with us to this point but for injuries and other issues. At one point last season Spurs were apparently sniffing around him so he's probably on other clubs radars but I hope he has a long career here. His type of player when in the mood and on his day, is for us spectators, one of the ones to get you stood up or on the edge of your seat, the flair, the trickery, the will to beat the man. That spark of creativity and skill, I want to see more of that from him and his best years here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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