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The RJW63 Official Jack Grealish Appreciation Thread


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33 minutes ago, MaVilla said:

i have just seen Grealish's new project.

In the new Helmans Mayonnaise advert.

The new face of Helmans Mayonnaise.

 

seriously.

wtf.

 

 

 

 

 

Helmans Mayonnaise?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

seriously?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

for real?

Makes good hair gel? Plus the lasses love the smell of eggs.

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14 minutes ago, CarryOnVilla said:

He does give off the vibe that he’s one of them people who has mayo with everything…

salad,  mayo

mayo, chips

curry,  mayo

cheese cake, mayo

He's had injuries this year but it does seem like he's focusing more on his brand then his football at times. Remember someone on Sky saying he could be a "new Beckham" when he signed a Puma or Gucci deal a while back as he was very marketable apparently. I think he'll promote anything and everything if they pay him enough. Fair play as he doesn't strike me as the type who'll become a coach or top level pundit so he might as well earn what he can, while he can.

 

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1 hour ago, MaVilla said:

i have just seen Grealish's new project.

In the new Helmans Mayonnaise advert.

The new face of Helmans Mayonnaise.

 

seriously.

wtf.

 

 

 

 

 

Helmans Mayonnaise?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

seriously?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

for real?

would never have got that deal playing for villa

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12 minutes ago, Pinebro said:

Luckily they didn't invite Grealish 

 

They visit those places on regular basis. Is there no curiosity to even open up your phone and think 'where the fu** am I' ? 

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3 hours ago, The_Steve said:

Another driving fine. Doing 44mph in a 30mph zone. Keep him off of the road.

The only time I'd do less than 30mph in a 30 zone is if I was stuck in traffic.

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3 hours ago, villa89 said:

The only time I'd do less than 30mph in a 30 zone is if I was stuck in traffic.

Only a £666 fine and 6 points on his licence too. It’s a joke. Speeds like that kill in such areas. 

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5 hours ago, Pinebro said:

Luckily they didn't invite Grealish 

 

Fecking hell. At 4m 11s Matty Cash got the location of Villa wrong 😞

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Jack got his name on a police press release at least.

Jack Grealish, aged 28, of Barnt Green Worcestershire, was charged with speeding after his vehicle was detected travelling at 44mph in a 30mph in Worcestershire on 17 July, 2023.

Today (Wednesday 8 May) he was fined £666 and ordered to pay court costs of £110 and a victim surcharge of £266. He was also given five penalty points.

Superintendent Steph Brighton, of West Mercia Police, said: "The majority of drivers use the road responsibly, however there are many families that unfortunately know far too well the devastating consequences of speeding which is often the cause of serious and fatal collisions.

"Not only that the affect it has on residents whose quality of life is disrupted by a minority of people speeding through their community. Speed limits are there for a reason. Enforcing these and making the roads safer is a 24/7 priority for us and enforcement takes place across the three counties every day."

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14 hours ago, The_Steve said:

Another driving fine. Doing 44mph in a 30mph zone. Keep him off of the road.

I'm sure he could easily afford a full time driver.

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On 08/05/2024 at 19:05, TheStagMan said:

Fecking hell. At 4m 11s Matty Cash got the location of Villa wrong 😞

That's shocking. How can he possibly not know that wolves are more west than us.

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On 08/05/2024 at 13:52, Pinebro said:

Luckily they didn't invite Grealish 

 

Kevin De Bruyne at the end "Put Jack on there, he doesn't even know where Villa is".

Well, neither did Cash.

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On 09/05/2024 at 00:20, Hornso said:

I'm sure he could easily afford a full time driver.

This is what frustrates me the most. He shouldn’t be on the road. He’s shown multiple times that he can’t stick to legal speed. He has the money to hire someone. The punishments aren’t sufficiently stopping this. 

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If Grealish is in any bars in Manchester and someone bumps into him can someone tell him hey you lil shit arse none of this recycling the ball to the full back rubbish, get out there and skill the spuds up

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