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Is their a local psychic medium over there? We need answers about this!*

 

 

*I don't actually believe in that kind of thing, but hey just getting tired of this whole saga👍

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17 minutes ago, briny_ear said:

Hope you’re right!

Here is one reason to worry, based on last season’s performance:

points per match where Grealish played: 1.75

points per match without Grealish: 0.93

Maybe they are X raying his shins.

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1 minute ago, AVFCforever1991 said:

I was convinced he was a different breed

This image needs to posted everywhere:

 

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It would be nice to think he was a Totti, but he's not. He's nearly left twice before. This time it's just happening.

Totti will be a legend in Rome, in the world, for what he did. Grealish had the chance to do it as well, but he prefers more 0s on a bank account and ordering some medals, regardless of the emblems on the shirt. Which is fair enough. It's a shame to flirt with something special first though.

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This has been the most bizarre few days as a Villa fan…

CJ Golson turning out to be fake and calling us c@nts!

Fans of other clubs (apart from the pre-pubescent Arsenal contingent and City’s hardcore fanbase out in the Middle East) standing in solidarity with us.

The school teacher with the insider coverage at the training camp. 

A training camp in a park with a soap opera will he/won’t he drama playing out in front of our very eyes (via the teacher’s grainy video footage)  

Late night Villa Twitter in overdrive. 

The unprecedented level of ITK BS. 

Whispers - is he ITK or is he a 12 year old boy Tweeting in a form of hypnotic English that will us into believing what he says is true? 

Sam Lee calling Villa fans a weird cult. 

Leon Bailey’s press conference! 

and

Our hero and messiah turning out to be as plastic as the team he’s joining. 

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5 minutes ago, Fairy In Boots said:

he’s in Manchester now maybe official tonight, expect a fluff PR piece 

Did he superman fly there? Because he couldn’t get there that quick driving, not possible dude from West London.

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[walking through Pompeii as it is destroyed by lava and all its inhabitants asphyxiated by a blanket of choking ash]


So has there actually been any evidence at all that this "volcano" was ever going to "erupt" at all? None of these so-called "ITKs" know anything! They're just Herculaneum fans on the windup!

 

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14 minutes ago, briny_ear said:

 

I repeat, I hope you’re right. 
 

The objective evidence from last season is we had a squad that could only play well with Grealish on the pitch. So you have to believe that a squad that relied so heavily on Grealish can be changed in the pre-season period to one that doesn’t need him.

I see your point

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5 minutes ago, philthevillan said:

This has been the most bizarre few days as a Villa fan…

CJ Golson turning out to be fake and calling us c@nts!

Fans of other clubs (apart from the pre-pubescent Arsenal contingent and City’s hardcore fanbase out in the Middle East) standing in solidarity with us.

The school teacher with the insider coverage at the training camp. 

A training camp in a park with a soap opera will he/won’t he drama playing out in front of our very eyes (via the teacher’s grainy video footage)  

Late night Villa Twitter in overdrive. 

The unprecedented level of ITK BS. 

Whispers - is he ITK or is he a 12 year old boy Tweeting in a form of hypnotic English that will us into believing what he says is true? 

Sam Lee calling Villa fans a weird cult. 

Leon Bailey’s press conference! 

and

Our hero and messiah turning out to be as plastic as the team he’s joining. 

Hold on…. Jack got calf implants?

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