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And another version (look at the bag bottom right)

They met at a bonkers nightclub, no jeans, no trainers (© Mark & Lard )

Aunts?

Must have been tired after the extra time and penalties in mid week so decided take a rest and have a lion down

Up for walking? He should be running to get to the ground and skipping all the way back to the car after another fine Villa win

You minx

Hopefully, fingers crossed, not wanting to jinx things or anything, but if we are in the Champions League next season can we can legitimately have a star above the badge as we are a previous winner of the competition. If we do can the little white star be removed from the European shirt - so giving us another crest to argue over! Is it possible to mock up a crest with the European star above @Teale's 'tache?

Isn't it because the ball is classed as dead after the goalie has saved it? that's why rebounds can't be scored.

You mean like this:

Working away down south years ago I was booked into a pub with accommodation, but no breakfast included. Anyway went for food in the evening and on the specials menu was all day full english breakfast, I asked for the all day breakfast and requested that it be served at 7.00am the following morning - they looked at me like I was a piece of shit!

We have a winner!

I didn't mind the coffee flavoured Quality Street.

The award for being top goal scorer in the German league (golden boot equivalent) is a cannon..............how ironic for Kane.

Larry Lloyd Former Liverpool and Forest defender