useless Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 I'm not trying to put on an act in the sense of being a character, and I'm not trying to be wacky either. Funniest thing about that post, is the people who've liked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 19 hours ago, lapal_fan said: I don't have time to lie about stuff. Not when I've got to go and pick up a solid gold, human sized statue of my wife.. Don't think it'll fit in my Lambo though.. Probably just stick it in the old DB7 or something. Failing that, I'll probably just ditch the DB7 and carry it home, which I imagine would be a world record weight lifting, distance covered record or summat - I DON'T HAVE TIME TO COUNT IT. Looking forward to next week, after my last 10 hour shift in Co-Op, I'll be cruising on down to Dubai in my helicopter to pick up my 1000ft yacht from the docks under The Sail building and use the submarine out the back of it to shag my model wife and look at fish or something. Yes, I have staff.. capiche? You've missed off that time when us and @Paddywhack were about to eat at your house, and you said "I haven't eaten all day", and then your wife said you'd had a sandwich. That's the biggest fib of them all. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Rob182 said: You've missed off that time when us and @Paddywhack were about to eat at your house, and you said "I haven't eaten all day", and then your wife said you'd had a sandwich. That's the biggest fib of them all. I always get caught out with that. I’m starving I’ve had nothing all day. Then the missus will say well I’ve seen you eat a sandwich and four chocolate bars. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 3, 2019 Moderator Share Posted July 3, 2019 20 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: I always get caught out with that. I’m starving I’ve had nothing all day. Then the missus will say well I’ve seen you eat a sandwich and four chocolate bars. People who correct minor points and let nothing go. I love them. They're great for my general mood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSmirch Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 A friend of mine is going to start donating sperm on a regular basis, apparently theres a huge shortage (bloody brexit). He says its £20 cash in hand plus another £15 direct debit if its good stuff. You’ve got to hold off masturbating for 2 days prior so he’ll be attempting roughly 10 visits a month. Not for me... yet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 1 minute ago, MrSmirch said: A friend of mine is going to start donating sperm on a regular basis, apparently theres a huge shortage (bloody brexit). He says its £20 cash in hand plus another £15 direct debit if its good stuff. You’ve got to hold off masturbating for 2 days prior so he’ll be attempting roughly 10 visits a month. Not for me... yet. Blimey, £2400-£4200 a year for my splodge?! May reduce my weekly hours lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 I blame immigration for the shortage of man milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Just now, Rugeley Villa said: I blame immigration for the shortage of man milk. Dunno about that, my polish missus has received plenty of mine. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Just now, Ingram85 said: Dunno about that, my polish missus has received plenty of mine. Any left to go about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Just now, Rugeley Villa said: Any left to go about? I'm not gonna bum you Ruge so stop asking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 One for the piss you off thread, but I’ve not long wasted some of mine. I was debating whether to save it until later for when the missus comes home, but by the time we get time to ourselves we are both too tired. I do feel a bit guilty mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Ingram85 said: I'm not gonna bum you Ruge so stop asking. Not even a gobble , pppfftt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 2 hours ago, MrSmirch said: A friend of mine is going to start donating sperm on a regular basis its £20 cash in hand big win for plastic notes right there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 (edited) 2 days? Edited July 3, 2019 by Seat68 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted July 4, 2019 Moderator Share Posted July 4, 2019 I havent been the greatest of sleepers for a number of years now, interupted sleep, waking too early... It rarely bothered me much because I'm used to it. I've always put it down to being overweight and tinnitus combined A friend recommended I played pink noise while I was asleep, I was somewhat sceptical and didn't bother for months. Two nights ago I thought I'd give it a go as an experiment purely because I found a playlist of pink noise on Spotify. 7 hours solid sleep both nights, unheard of for me. I'm still skeptical but I'm going to keep going with this experiment to see if the rsults continue. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BOF Posted July 4, 2019 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted July 4, 2019 38 minutes ago, bickster said: I havent been the greatest of sleepers for a number of years now, interupted sleep, waking too early... It rarely bothered me much because I'm used to it. I've always put it down to being overweight and tinnitus combined A friend recommended I played pink noise while I was asleep, I was somewhat sceptical and didn't bother for months. Two nights ago I thought I'd give it a go as an experiment purely because I found a playlist of pink noise on Spotify. 7 hours solid sleep both nights, unheard of for me. I'm still skeptical but I'm going to keep going with this experiment to see if the rsults continue. Wouldn't work for me. Her songs are way too energetic. 4 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 4, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted July 4, 2019 31 minutes ago, BOF said: Wouldn't work for me. Her songs are way too energetic. Damn you, O'Flaherty, beat me to it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 4, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted July 4, 2019 1 hour ago, bickster said: I havent been the greatest of sleepers for a number of years now, interupted sleep, waking too early... It rarely bothered me much because I'm used to it. I've always put it down to being overweight and tinnitus combined A friend recommended I played pink noise while I was asleep, I was somewhat sceptical and didn't bother for months. Two nights ago I thought I'd give it a go as an experiment purely because I found a playlist of pink noise on Spotify. 7 hours solid sleep both nights, unheard of for me. I'm still skeptical but I'm going to keep going with this experiment to see if the rsults continue. I'm going to try that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted July 4, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted July 4, 2019 1 hour ago, bickster said: I havent been the greatest of sleepers for a number of years now, interupted sleep, waking too early... It rarely bothered me much because I'm used to it. I've always put it down to being overweight and tinnitus combined A friend recommended I played pink noise while I was asleep, I was somewhat sceptical and didn't bother for months. Two nights ago I thought I'd give it a go as an experiment purely because I found a playlist of pink noise on Spotify. 7 hours solid sleep both nights, unheard of for me. I'm still skeptical but I'm going to keep going with this experiment to see if the rsults continue. What's the difference between pink noise & white noise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted July 4, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted July 4, 2019 1 minute ago, TheAuthority said: What's the difference between pink noise & white noise? Meg on the drums 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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